Cats!

[innova]

I have one cat and i love him, cats kick ass.

[GohanX]

I got a cat about a year ago...

Before I knew it, one cat turned into 6 cats.

I now have three.

How does one know if a cat is indeed communist or not? I don't know if I can handle some commie cats under my roof, I'm a strict fascist.

[Empty_One]

I used to hate cats, untill i got a

Bengal cat.

These are the coolest looking cats, and their personality is the best. Mine fetches, plays in the bathtub, gets in the shower with me sometimes, and loves to climb a 8 foot tower I put up in my livling room for him. Still has his claws, and I wouldn't have it any other way. He's trained to not play with me with his claws out, but if he forgets, I just tell him to put them away and he does. With me that is. Guests to the house for the first time usually go like this:

Guest: Cute cat, what's his name?
(Boomer walks up to stranger to sniff)
me: Boomer, and watch yourself, he has claws.
Guest: He won't hurt me, don't worry about it.
(waves fingers infront of boomers face)
Guest: Ouch! Your cat has claws!
Me: Heh, told ya, dumbass.

[Tracer]

Well, I think De-Clawing cats is crewl. Thier paws constantly get infected from litter boxes without thier claws.

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[Lordmrw]

Cats are fucking useless. They're like freeloaders whose only redeeming quality is that they're "Cute". Whoop dee fucking doo. Dogs can save your ass when you're in trouble. Horses can be used as another means of transportation. Yeah, cats kill (and sometimes eat) small vermin, but snakes do the same thing.

[DIY]

I like cats because they serve no purpose, sure some people say they're good compainions but thats a lie, a horrible lie.

Anyway, what I like about cats is with hard work, they can be taught to do things, like Twiggy. For the past few months, I've been teaching a kitten how to smoke and I've been mostly sucessful, so keep an eye out.

[Jimmy Carter]

Originally posted by GohanX
How does one know if a cat is indeed communist or not? I don't know if I can handle some commie cats under my roof, I'm a strict fascist.

If the cat is Russian Gray and often quotes Joseph Stalin/Vladimir Lenin as well as worshiping Communist Russia, you know your cat's a commie.

[redstar.division]

cats are really cool...unfortunately I'm allergic to them. Hedgehogs are the way to go though.

[gameoverDude]

After a while without a cat, I've got one again. This one looks quite similar to Chux's.

She's generally well behaved, except for a recently acquired penchant for clawing up the carpet and also climbing up onto the bird cage. If I come running while she's devilling the bird, she takes off "caught in the act" style.

I keep this one indoors, especially after the egregious tragedy that befell my last cat (he got hit by a car while trying to cross the street to come home ). She'll sometimes lurk near doors in an attempt to get outside. I'll carry her away if she's too close to a door. Occasionally this elicits a "Mraaaaaaow!" and some struggling. To avoid getting clawed, I'll grasp the cat on the lower back as well so she can't do rabbit kicks.

This cat does get lovey and is rather generous with Eskimo kisses.

OmegaFlareX- Purring in a PC Engine controller box? Luna is one smart cat. I'd keep the box on hand and try to get a picture of her in it next time.

[Despair]

Tiger loves to explore/hide in all kinds of boxes and bags. Recently, he found the bag with enpty shoe box, and managed in get inside of it, while still in the bag. I wish I had the camera, to capture that moment.