Top 75 Stupidest Things My Customers Do

[Omni]

Yeah, working retail is an experience alright. I've pretty much gotten used to it though, but once in awhile a customer will just amaze me with their stupidity whereupon I must go to the stockroom to regain my composure.

"You know why people do things? Cuz they're stupid!" Homer was right on the money.

[Kidnemo]

"Ya'll got that new Presidential (or Residential) Evil (or Weeval) in?"

[Josh]

Do it take Playstation Tapes?

[Kidnemo]

Man...I love me up some tapes make no mistake!



7x.Customers will act confused when they can't trade in carts/consoles because there are fucking live or dead cockroach/cockroach eggs infesting their shit.

[Ex Ranza]

Originally posted by Shin Johnpv

cept you also have to deal with the fact that they will shit every where BUT the toilete

and god that last one is sooo damn true

I know! What the hell is that about? A few years ago I had a job at a Books-A-Million. One night after closing, I went back to clean the bathrooms, only to find that some neanderthal had wiped his ass with his hands. The resulting mess was wiped on the wall alongside the toilet.

Really, sometimes people reveal just how closely we're all related to the Primates

[Josh]

There is a basic human instinct that says touching your own shit is a bad thing.

Guess that ape didn't have that instinct.

[Brisco Bold]

How long did y'all think I'd stay away from this thread?


79: Customer's seem to be oblivious to the fact that everything in the store is taxed, including- yes, wait for it- used games.

80: Calculating tax is a magical skill, possessed only by those that work in retail.

81: Furthermore, any price quotes are naturally always given with tax included, because, of course, this is the way all price quotes are given.

82: Females in a video-game store are always hitting on male customers.

83: If a customer is under the wrong impression about some aspect of our return policy, the person who dished out the wrong info is always "the girl."

84: Even if you work with "the girl," customers always assume you want to bang her just as much as they do. Sometimes, customers like to tell me things like, "they can just imagine what it would feel like to have their cocks melt in her mouth." (True Story)

About interupting people:

This one guy was deciding which FPS to get for Xbox. He had Halo, but was sick of it, and wanted something that was akin to its multi-player mode. I recommended TimeSpliters 2. Some guy comes in, and (trying to show off in front of "the girl") starts telling this guy the game is ass and recommened- dear god- TUROK instead. I said nothing; guy smacked of hill-billy anyway.

[Empty_One]

I've only done one of two of the things on the list.

But then there's the gamestop employee I saw refuse to sell State of Emergency to someone because the game sucked so bad. He told the customer to rent it from Blockbuster for half the price.

I can understand what the clerk was thinking, but damn, a sale is a sale.

[Brisco Bold]

I warn people not to waste their money, but I don't refuse to sell them the item.

[Shin Johnpv]

Originally posted by Ex Ranza
I know! What the hell is that about? A few years ago I had a job at a Books-A-Million. One night after closing, I went back to clean the bathrooms, only to find that some neanderthal had wiped his ass with his hands. The resulting mess was wiped on the wall alongside the toilet.

Really, sometimes people reveal just how closely we're all related to the Primates

in the gast station i worked in the ceiling in the bathrooms were really high for some reason easily like 15 feet up or more (think how high the garage part is that has the lifts for the car and thats how high the bathroom ceilings were, guess they just made everything one height) anyway the ceilings are really fucking high

one night i go to go to the bathroom after working and as i open the door the stentch is just unreal and as i look up almost the entire ceiling and floor below it and closest wall was covered in shit

1. how does one human being shit that much
2. how do you get it that fucking high up
3. WTF do you do it

the shit isnt the worst

weve caught people having sex in there
caught one guy a couple times jerking off in there untill i told the one turkish imigrant guy about it and he busted in on the guy and cursed him off in turkish and the guy never came back ( only few times in my life have i laughed that hard)

the sex i could understand somewhat if the bathroom was fucking clean but even with my boss cleaning it 6 times a day that thing was always dirty people are fucking savages

Originally posted by Empty_One
I can understand what the clerk was thinking, but damn, a sale is a sale.

not really

because you sell a shitty game and your just going to have to do either the return on it or trade in on it down the line

id rather see some one get something good that theyre not going to return a day or two down the road


like today i tried to convince one guy not to get DOAXBV and get Beach Spikers instead (he wanted a good Vball game) ofcourse he didnt listen and 3 hours later he came back and i had to do the return and then he got Beach Spikers