I want to shove every NES Soccer cart ever made up Nintendo's collective asses.

[ChaoofNee]

http://www.animal-crossing.com
Dammit, this is really ticking me off. I only got this game for Christmas, so I know I missed Clu Clu Land D and Donkey Kong 3...
...but why the hell haven't they cycled them back in?
All they have is Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer and more Soccer!
"Hey, Peanut?"
"Yeah, Harmony?"
"Could you help me write a letter?"
"Sure! 'Cause if we write a letter..."
"We can win Soccer!"
"And... what?!?! They're still offering that shit?"
"...I guess so. Fuck it! Paper costs 140 bells, four sheets per pack! Why am I gonna waste it to get the 3rd worst game ever?"
"Good question. Fuck you, Nintendo."

I'd really like to see what else they can conjure up with that website, but it looks like we never will...

[sggg]

Is there also room for every non-English language Fire Emblem cart ever made in there?

[ChaoofNee]

Probably.
Don't expect them to arrive too soon, though.
I hear Pete's gone on strike 'cause he hurt his back carrying all of those Soccer carts.

[Jeremy]

The GameFAQS AC board has about 80 collective orgasms due to bitching about Nintendo not releasing any new games. I think they'll release Zelda via the site in March, to co-incide with Wind Waker. Conversely, they might also do it in Feb., to mark the launch of the bonus disk.

[ChaoofNee]

I'm not even talking about that, though...
I just wanna see more than Soccer.
Have you ever played Soccer?
It's like the anti-fun!
Gimme Donkey Kong 3! I want to make Stanley spray pesticide at Donkey Kong's ape-buttocks!

[lordsnarf]

Hey, all I got was Golf. I would kill to get something else.

[Jeremy]

I have played Soccer, and yes it does suck ass. Still better than nothing though.

[Josh]

Originally posted by Jeremy
I think they'll release Zelda via the site in March, to co-incide with Wind Waker. Conversely, they might also do it in Feb., to mark the launch of the bonus disk.

Or they might not release it at all, because Nintendo fucking hates each and every one of you.

[burgundy]

I'll just get the Action Replay so I can get them all without hassle.

[Korly]

true dat