Freestyle Battle Thread

**Sl1p** · 04 Feb 2003, 07:20 AM

My name is Sl1p and Im here to say
I bust the best rhymes in New York State

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Thats it. BOOYAH! WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

**Nikorasu** · 04 Feb 2003, 07:22 AM

So Rezo steps up to the battle line/
Too bad he commits such a lyrical crime/
TNL boys they all be trippin'/
Thinkin' they compete with these rhymes I am dealin'/
Sustain the beat y'all to keeps freewheelin'/
While y'all is sweatin' I be gettin' sexual healin'/
When it comes to the test I am the big brother/
Trying like hard to not blow my cover/

Cut it up tuff.

**bahn** · 04 Feb 2003, 08:33 AM

cka: No, I got it. Just wasn't funny

word.

**TaiMaiShu** · 05 Feb 2003, 10:42 PM

Yo, Its Beats in my head,
Best thing since the new sliced bread,
Heh,F*** around you might wind up dead,
Yeah,
Manipulating space in large proportions,
Millions of brain organs get lost when I start talkin',
In my past life I slayed hundreds
and in the life before that I played the trumpets to warn you I was comin'.
There's one billion ways to die, and I already tried
nine-hundred million, nine hundred and ninety nine.
When I aim and fire my ryhmes,
its like a hundred cannon balls flying
striking you at one time
in a parallel line.

Hmmmmmm...Doesn't look like it would rhyme typed out, but it does...really.

Heh...I've got another.

I'm like a madman, fightin' a war
Throwin' lightning rods, and swingin' lightning swords
Blow you away wit a force that'll leave your body lost
Gone,nothin' to mourn, nothin' to to an autopsy on
I'll rock till I can't rock no more
Till I can't get no mothaf***in' props no more
Till The Beats in my Head ain't hot no more.
I'm a dragon wit the head of a lion, jaws be like saws grindin'
claws that rip through walls of cast iron.
Hey, its beats in my head
I think I've got enough said,
On the TNL Freestyle Battle Thread.

EXCELLENCE!!!

**arjue** · 06 Feb 2003, 07:02 AM

endeavor and clever never impressed me rezo
your rhymes aint worth dollars, pounds yen or pezo's
Your lyrical wax lacks flavour like rice
your hair ain't clean, its infested with lice
I confess these ain't the best but there better than yours
and Nickorasu takes it up the ass on all fours
from his dildo weilding mamma with a mustache and a beard
she's muscle bound and wide around and she is commonly feared
Bahn keeps spouting shit like sound was going out of fashion
It lacks the depth and grace required and is void of all passion
He has a tiny penis and little tiny nuts
or so I've heard from cka whose got bahns jizz in his guts
He loves the cock, and bahn shares it around
with men, women, donkeys, rats, cats and greyhounds
still he's not as gay as that clown beatsinmyhead
who gets his fudge packed until his poo turns red

**TaiMaiShu** · 06 Feb 2003, 05:01 PM

Heh, Them rhymes is crazy, wack, and gay,
C'mon man are those the best rhymes you could think up today.
Well, grab a pencil and paper and learn from the best,
Thats beats in my head dude, who cares about the rest.
Your rhymes are flat, like a Yanke baseball cap rim
You need to take 'dem fuckas out to an Old Skool Gym.
Ain't nobody fuckin' with the mastermind
I'm like Einstein, a hundred and fifty times magnified
Nickel and Telsin, Jon Von Neuman
All wrapped up neatly in the body of one human.
I rhyme the tightest, shine the brightest
I'll blind the optical fibers in anybody's iris.
If you see me on the street, and you wanna do battle,
I'll pull back ya' head, and chop you in ya Adam's apple.
Whether you Latin, Black, or Anglo-Saxon
I'll smack you with a backhand
Then crack ya' back like the chiropractors after lookin' at ya' cat scan.
So learn my lesson and don't be wary
but make sure you hit the books, to extend your vocabulary...

**bahn** · 06 Feb 2003, 05:49 PM

arjue: Gee, what part of "clean" didn't you understand in Maik's disclaimer? I know these are all in jest, but are you obsessed with things like penisuses and stuff? perhaps some time off the boards will do you some good? FIGHT CLUB context remains IN FIGHT CLUB, not out...

this is a first/final warning (ya, we only give one).

Guess they don't teach reading down there do they?