Damn you, Heinz!

[Green]

Dolemite, you ever try Kraft's honey bbq sauce? I just took a gulp and it was nice and smooth.

[Ichabod]

It's a tough situation. I've had many friends who I just thought dressed funny turn out to be juggalos. Also, heckling juggalos in front of the friend/significant other of a juggalo is an awkward one to get out of.

What I hate even more than ICP, though, is Slipknot. See, I have a crazy old clown mask that I used to love to scare children/strangers with. Seriously, I used this mask a lot. Then, suddenly, this was on the front of a magazine a few years ago:

I can never wear the mask again without being mistaken for a Slipknot fan. Mine is exactly the same, just older and with some crazy bloodstains I've accumulated over the years.

[Melf]

Originally posted by Clash_Master
Some day the idiots at Coca-Cola (I think it was Coca-Cola) will bring back OK Cola, and the OK Cola Hotline. Sigh I called that number tons of times and laughed my ass off.

"Hello this is the OK Cola hotline, and now the sounds of birds, and an old man. :: Birds chirp and an old man grunts :: "

Here in PR we still have OK Cola. i'm not sure if it's the same brand but we get grape, orange, cola, and the godly cola champagne. God how I love cola champagne. Too bad an 11 ounce can has like 45 grams of sugar.

[stormy]

my post was eaten . short version

There is still plenty of Mr.Pibb here. Maybe it hasn't sold down yet though.

Burger King smokehouse cheddar is gone. i was pissed

Best cola ever - Adirondack, but i can no longer aquire a steady supply

[Ichabod]

I think it must've been Diet Mr. Pibb or something.

[Grenouille]

I miss Cherry 7up... I know it still exists, and I could get it when I went to school in the middle of no where, but there hasn't been any around here in 5 or 6 years. It's soo good... I want one right now...

[Punky Skunk]

Cherry 7up? Give me a break, I want some APPLE 7up. - maybe it was apple Coke, to think of it.

But I had a regular PayDay just a few weeks ago!

You bought it in a gas station, didn't you?

Originally posted by Clash_Master
There are two kinds of Payday bars. I have seen Payday, and Chocolate Paydays sitting right next to each other on Gas Station shelves.

Yes, beware the gas stations. That's where I often get the rock hard Starbursts.

[Regus]

Originally posted by Ichabod
You should see the Toledo juggalos, they're even worse because they're jocking the Detroit kids' shit. I used to see them all them time on Faygo expeditions, they all had something to prove. Of course this was before ICP became some big phenomenon with mentally challenged kids all over the world. I'm sure retards in Toledo got their own shit by now.

Ha!

Wow, there are so many things about that post that I find amusing. One being back when I was like 13, 14, I went out to find some Faygo, for I was dying to find out what the hell it tasted like, I didn't care what flavor, I just wanted some. Well, I'll tell you this, you'd have a better chance of accidentally stumbling across the cure for cancer than you would finding a store in New Jersey that actually carried Faygo, and if you did find one, it was always the shitty diet flavors.

[Ragnarok the Red]

There are a few things I miss.

I miss these old pre-made smores you could buy in the cookies isle, their name escapes me. It was two graham crackers with chocolage on either side and a pressed marshmallow in the middle. You microwave them for a few seconds the chocolate melted and the compressed marshmallow expanded, and they tasted like fresh s'mores...without the burnt marshmallow skin to peel off and hot gooey inside you burn your fingers on. They were great, I was so pissed when they got discontinued.

Also miss Little Caesar's Ravioli Ravioli chocolates. Ravioli-shaped chocolates with this awesome vanilla chocolate on the outside and milk chocolate filling on the inside. A couple of those with a few slices of their pizza was probably my favorite treat of a meal to have as a child...was so disappointed when they discontinued making them

Lastly, I do miss the toasted ravioli's from Jack in the Box's menu. Came with that great marinara dipping sauce, and the ravioli's were filled with like 4 or 5 different cheeses...mmmm. Also miss Burger King's 99 cent stuffed jalapenos. 4 for a dollar was pretty good, considering Jack in the Box and many other fast food places would charge like $3 for the same amount. I miss those...

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Green
Dolemite, you ever try Kraft's honey bbq sauce? I just took a gulp and it was nice and smooth.

Yeah, it's one of my main replacements for the Heinz sauce. It's pretty cheap, too ($1.29, but it's usually on sale for $.99), not to mention tasty. Still, it's no Heinz Honey BBQ...