ive seen extensive damage done to several oldsmobiles. damn EIGHTY-FIVE YEAR OLD LADIES falling asleep at the whell.... wtf.
just last night i saw an accident involving old people. an old man ran into a stopped car while making a left-hand turn.
Damn, Thats a LOT of tests to take in Australia.
ive seen extensive damage done to several oldsmobiles. damn EIGHTY-FIVE YEAR OLD LADIES falling asleep at the whell.... wtf.
just last night i saw an accident involving old people. an old man ran into a stopped car while making a left-hand turn.
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Awesome site, DArque. I could read about idiots like this all day...
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how true....this is the same country that had a big gun "buyback" years ago, and if im not mistaken guns are illegal there, no? i got a good buddy that lives in brisbane. from what he tells me id love to live there. specially for the night life.Originally posted by Dolemite
You must live in an enlightened counrty, then.![]()
However, all the crap non-old people have to go through sounds like a bitch.
About five years ago, I saw an elderly couple driving the wrong way on a major three lane street. Luckily it was early in the morning on a weekend and there was very little traffic. I dunno what happened to the car since i turned onto another street shortly after noticing them.
I've read that before, but that is comedy gold.Originally posted by DArque Bishop
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This happened to my wife's cousin's husband Jim. We attended the funeral, but Jim's mother did not. To this day, she does not feel responsible for the accident, and says that it was Jim's own fault.
Last year some old bitch hit us in our brand new car. Yes, brand new, and also the nicest car we’ve ever had. We had come to a stop at the stoplight, exactly as we were supposed to in the exact right spot. All of a sudden we were hit in the back and thrown forward. The airbags didn’t go off or anything, but the whole bumper needed to be replaced. Even worse, it was my idea to take the new car that night. I leapt out of the car screaming extremely vulgar profanity and kicking the guardrail, so I think I scared her at least. Basically the only thing she said was, “Oohhhhh ohhhh I had a terrible allergy attack… oohhh I couldn’t see a thing.” People like that just shouldn’t be on the road.
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Automatics and semi-Automatics are illegal, and fairly recently there has been pressure on banning pistols. Very few people own guns here due to the highly regulated gun licencing laws (I know only one family with them), however we have a fairly big problem with illegal firearms getting into the country.Originally posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
how true....this is the same country that had a big gun "buyback" years ago, and if im not mistaken guns are illegal there, no? i got a good buddy that lives in brisbane. from what he tells me id love to live there. specially for the night life.
I've never been to brisbane, But Sydneys a hoot at night.
What is worse old people or asian ladies in driving?
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