I was so hopeing for some funny stories that envoled family deaths and stepping in dog poo on a first date.I feel let down
Do: Date.
Don't: Don't date.
However, I find that if you're discriminate, you won't date for very long. Either you'll realize she's not the one, or, you'll get involved in a long-term relationship, at which point you're not dating anymore, but, "going out". That is, unless you're just dating for sex, in which case, there's no way I can help you, you dirty man-whore.
In dating, like most things, a little common sense goes a long way. -and don't be selfish.
I was so hopeing for some funny stories that envoled family deaths and stepping in dog poo on a first date.I feel let down
When you first see her, give the Vulcan greeting sign and say, "live long and prosper". If she doesn't run away, marry her!
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See frost, that is what I wanted. thanks
And you need to kill that friend. Painfully
My ex and I barely went out on dates, but when we did, they were memorable, and best of all, easy on the wallet. The best advice I can give is to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world (it usually helps if you don't check out other chicks in the room as well.) Also, be sure to compliment how good she looks, do this many, MANY times.
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When you first see her, give the Vulcan greeting sign and say, "live long and prosper". If she doesn't run away, kill her!
well frostwolf, after reading your post I've concluded that...
I am huge dork.
yay!
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No matter what happens, just remember that the ghost of Gene Roddenberry loves youOriginally posted by 88mph
When you first see her, give the Vulcan greeting sign and say, "live long and prosper". If she doesn't run away, kill her!![]()
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There are a lot worse things for a girl to be into than ST. She could have a deap love for collecting newspapers and seeing how many cats she can get in her house before she dies. She could also be a huge whore who cheats on you. A hot atractive ST fan would be a godsend.
I never went with a date or anything but I used to frequent the bars down here alot. I'd sit at one end of the bar and look arround for anyone who seemed interested, as soon as I found a woman who was receptive to my body language I'd walk up to her all smoothe like and (with my best pick-up line at the time) yell "Are we gonna fuck now or what?" This was generally met with a slap to the face, bar security banning me, and occasionally the police would show up. But I'm am the type to learn from my mistakes, so now instead of using that hopelessly juvanile pick-up line, I yell "If you wanna fuck me, slap me!" I get slapped a whole lot less but I'm still usually banned. Atleast I'm getting closer, and so what if I have to go as far as Roanoke to find a bar I'm allowed within 100 yards of, I'll eventually get it right.
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