Dating do's and don'ts

[FX]

No matter how much you look at/reference the "Ladie's Man", don't try to do it to her in the butt on the first go-round.

[Lordmrw]

Originally posted by frostwolf
few children

I think about 98% of us would prefer NO children at all. You're a freak.

[Fe 26]

yes, not children tends to make things easier on the both of you.

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Aurora
Do: Find rich people and pretend to like them, cause rich people are lonely and bitter. They'll buy you lots of fun stuff. When you find another rich person who is more attractive, dump the current one and move on. Be sure to be really evil about the breakup. Throwing plates at them is a good idea. If you're really evil, do something naughty on them in their sleep.

Don't: Do not be genuine and true. People hate that. Cheat on your lover a lot and pitch hints that you are doing such. Nothing is more of a turn on than a mystery and a pinch of drama.

Do: Purposedly get caught looking up underage porno. This will cause your lover to be concerned and be drawn closer to you.

Don't: Do not buy your lover anything, ever.

Do: If you want to really have them concerned, make a lot of noise at night, so that they might awaken just a tad. Go rumble around the house for a bit. Get them to follow you, and act like you do not know. Go to the backyard with a large black sack. Bury it. Cry a lot while doing so. Put a few flowers near the site. Scurry back into the house. Your lover should be back in bed by then. Go to the kitchen and grab a few chicken bones. Spread them randomly throughout the home. Possibly squirt a bit of ketchup near them.

Awesome.

[rama]

fuck.

[Lordmrw]

uh, okay.

[station82o]

Originally posted by rama
fuck.

yes.

[Fe 26]

hmmm so no stories that envoling getting drunk and waking up to find your arm inside a horse?

[Syphocant]

I went out with this chick last year and thought she was something she turned out to be a dope and I made the mistake of dumping her then getting back together with her then dumping her (all that dumping nonsense was in the span of two days. Then I went out with her best friend. And now for your amusement, a chicken: Oh yea, she hates me now.

[unit003]

I'll tell you one thing, girls just LOOOOOOOOOOVE to talk and if you get something to hold a conversation with (like interests, etc etc), she may want to hang around with you.

just don't sound like a bore, she won't call next time.