Dating do's and don'ts

[Brisco Bold]

Never said you didn't.

[Dolemite]

Actually, if I had caught the cat, I should have held it hostage...based on how freaked she got, I'm sure she would have paid anything to get it back...

[Josh]

I don't like white people.

[Dolemite]

Sure you do. Everyone loves white people!

[Fe 26]

everyone but racist

[Ex Ranza]

DON'T: buy your date alcohol when she's on antidepressants.

It's Cinco de Mayo, 1999, and the girl I've been seeing for the past couple of months wants to go out to a Mexican restaurant for dinner. Fair enough, and we make plans to meet up with one of my good friends and his bride-to-be.

I was 23 at the time, I think, but my date was only 20, so she couldn't order alcohol anytime we went out to dinner. That never bothered me, since I don't drink all that often, but anyway..

Well, the 3 of us who were older than 21 got mixed drinks and whatnot.. I got a Margarita to go with my tasty enchilada dinner. My date (she wasn't my girlfriend, dammit!) had to get a soft drink, but I said that she could sip from my drink if she wanted any.

Halfway through the meal, I look down and 3/4 of my margarita is gone.. I hadn't had that much, so I looked over at her, just a bit irritated, since she had taken more than her fair share.

About 10 minutes later, this girl starts to act goofy. I mean, it got surreal. She was leaning over me at the table, in front of my two friends, grabbing my crotch and saying LOUDLY in a very packed restaurant, "When we get home I want you to..."

You get the point. There was a lot more stuff she said, but I can't remember most of it.. I just remember being very embarrassed, especially since our server was a cousin of one of my other friends. Word got around quickly that I had a very horny girlfriend.. not a bad reputation to have, but you don't want to make a scene.

Well, it turns out that the alcohol had reacted with some antidepressant medication she'd recently started taking, and caused her to act that way. She claimed to not even remember it. That chick was always a little suspect, even when she wasn't drinking, but she was so damn hot, it was easy to overlook. Eventually I jettisoned the relationship and never looked back.

So that's my worst experience.. but it comes nowhere near Dolemite's cat-obsessed friend.

[Tojo]

My ex would give me head while I played video games at her house. That's probably the best thing.

Worst? I've never really had a bad date. Although I do hate it when i'm starting to talk to a girl and i hear "my boyfriend..."

Poop on that.

[Fe 26]

yes, poop on that

[station82o]

Originally posted by Onizuka
My ex would give me head while I played video games at her house. That's probably the best thing.

Worst? I've never really had a bad date. Although I do hate it when i'm starting to talk to a girl and i hear "my boyfriend..."

Poop on that.

they way they slip it in there too - its like slipping in a "fuck you".

[Dolemite]

Originally posted by Ex Ranza
grabbing my crotch and saying LOUDLY in a very packed restaurant, "When we get home I want you to..."

Word got around quickly that I had a very horny girlfriend..

Well, it turns out that the alcohol had reacted with some antidepressant medication she'd recently started taking, and caused her to act that way. She claimed to not even remember it.

she was so damn hot

Dude, that sounds like every man's dream girl to me! A hot woman who gets drunk, turns into a monster whore, and then doesn't remember anything the next day?!? Perfect! You probably could have done damn near ANYTHING to her! Shit, if I didn't already have a girlfriend I'd ask you for her number...

So, did she ever end up putting out, or was she all talk?

So that's my worst experience.. but it comes nowhere near Dolemite's cat-obsessed friend.

Yeah, cat-girl has a few screws loose...