PS3 to Have Processing Power of 100 PCs

[MechDeus]

Did I miss something? Isn't this the same crap Sony's been spewing for the last year or so, why is it being reprinted again? Did something new crop up, or did some random site find an old hype sheet on another webpage?

*sigh* I really wish Sony would divert all the cash they spend towards lying to be used for developing a better controller. For God's sake, d-pads are not that hard to make well! You and Nintendo: get off your ass, buy a Saturn, and learn something!

[soundwave]

Originally posted by ChaoofNee
Hey, Pepsiman, what's your avatar from? Looks crazy...

If I'm not mistaken it's "from Kodomo no Omocha" (Child's Toy) or the abbreviation Kodocha. Great show!

[Dyne]

Originally posted by MechDeus
Did I miss something? Isn't this the same crap Sony's been spewing for the last year or so, why is it being reprinted again? Did something new crop up, or did some random site find an old hype sheet on another webpage?

no...apparently the search function is broken.....always has been.

[Omni]

Originally posted by amitavc
hype yes. might as well be a rumour.
lets start some.


"did you hear? the PS3 is going to play PS4 games tOO!?"

[Wildkat]

Originally posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
fuck a stand....i want that mother fucker to float......YES FLOAT!!!!!

Fuck float. Hover Damnit!


And spit out candy.....sweet sweet candy.

[Thief Silver]

WildKat Posted This
Fuck float. Hover Damnit!

Isn't floating higher than hover, if your saying float on air?

Besides, It won't float or hover, instead it will fit on your head, and enable you not only to play the games, but swim your way through the masses of coding. This latest break through makes "Cyber Punk" A seemingly possible reality, only soon to be achieved by Sony's top of the line systems. This fact may lead to the rumor that Sony is secretly controlling the minds of those who wear the console, thus creating the possibility of brain death, with no law suits.

[burgundy]

Originally posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
fuck a stand....i want that mother fucker to float......YES FLOAT!!!!!

I've seen audio components that float.

[Josh]

I've seen ducks that float.

[MechDeus]

Chruches, churches!

Very small rocks!

[Shinobi128]

Schlep, the way it should've been posted is like this. Thanks to the AOLer translator.

MARCH 02 1999 - U WANT POW3R UR GONG 2 GET POWER!!!!!1! OMG WTF SONY HAS UNL3ASHED DA FLODGAETS OF ITS NEXT CONSOLA AND BROTHER ITS MORE POWERFUL THAN U 3V3R DREMED POSIBL3!11!11! LOL AND WERA NOT JUST SAYNG TAHT EITH3R

FROM1!!!1! LOL TEH OFICIAL R3LAAES ISUED BY SONY COMPUT3R 3NTERTANEMENT H3R3 R DA OFICIAL SYSTEM TECHNICAL SPACIFICATIONS

CPU!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL 128 BIT AMOTION 3NGIEN
SYST3M CLOK 30 MHZ
SYST3M MAMORY 32 MB DIERCT RMBUS
MEMORY BUS BANDWIDTH 321!!1 OMG WTF LOL GB PER SACOND
CO-PROCESOR FPU (FLOATNG POINT MULTIPLY ACUMULA2R X 1 FLOATNG POINT DIVIEDR X 1)
VEC2R UNITS VU0 AND VU1 (FLOATNG POINT MULTIPLY ACUMULA2R X 9 FLOATNG POINT DIVIEDR X 1)
FLOATNG POINT PARFORMANC3 62111!!!! OMG WTF LOL GFLOPS
3D CG GEOMATRIC TRANSFORMATION 6 MILION POLYGONS P3R SACOND
COMPR3SED IMAEG DECODER MP3G2
GRAPHICS GRAPHICS SYNTHESIEZR
CLOK FRAQUENCY 150MHZ
DRM BUS BANDWIDTH 48 GB PER SECOND
DRM BUS WIDTH 256 BITS
PIEXL CONFIGURATION RGBALPHAZ BUFAR (24832)
MAXIMUM POLYGON RAET 75 MILION POLYGONS P3R SECOND
SOUND SPU2+CPU
NUMBR OF VOIECS ADPCM 48 CHAN3L ON SPU2 PLUS DEFINABLA BY R
SMPLNG FRAQU3NCY 41!1!!1!! OMG LOL KHZ OR 48 KHZ (SAL3CTABLE)
I/O PROCESOR
CPU CORA CUR3NT PLAYSTATION CPU
CLOK FREQUENCY 38111!11! LOL MHZ OR 375!!!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL MHZ (SALECTABL3)
SUB BUS 32 BIT
INT3RFAEC TYP3S IEE31394 UNIEVRSAL SERIAL BUS (USB)
COMUNICATION VIA PC-CARD PCMCIA
DISC MADIA DVD-ROM (CDROM COMPATIBLA)

SO HOW DOAS THIS AL BRAAK DOWN 2 R3AL-WORLD GMEPLAY DA?!!!? MANE CPU IN COMBINATION WIT DA GRAPHICS SYNTHESIEZR HAS 3NOUGH POWER 2 EQUAL OR RIVAL SOM3 OF DA POWER OF WORKSTATIONS BNG 3MPLOYED AT CG D3VELOPMENT STUDIOS11!!111 OMG WTF LOL WIT DA MOUNT OF POLYGONS AND TEXTURES TAHT DA SYST3M CAN CRANK OUT A SECOND WIT AL OF DA SYSTEMS 3FECTS IN PLAEC WA CUD SE WORLDS TAHT CUD EQUAL WUT WAS IN USE IN DA MOVEI 2Y S2RY1111!11 OMG WTF LOL WHIEL TEH MAXIMUM NUMBR OF POLYGONS DA SYSTEM CAN G3NARAET IS 75 MILION POLYS A SACOND (6 MILION A S3COND 2 B ON TEH CAUTIOUS SIED) OBVIOUSLY TAHT NUMBR WIL DROP DRMATICALY WHAN U THROW TAXTURES LIGHTNG AND FILTERNG IN2 DA MIX!11!! STIL WIT EVARYTHNG TURNED ON TEH SYSTEM CAN G3N3RAET 20 MILION POLYGONS A SACOND!1!! LOL AND TAHT MAH FREINDS IS NO SLOUCH1!1!! OMG THIS NUMBR RIVALS VODO 3 (9 MILION) AND DREMCAST (6 MILION) SO 3XPACT SOME S3RIOUS GRAPHICS PROW3S WHEN DA NEXT PLAYSTATION IS LAUNCHAD1!!1 OMG WTF