Pranks you pull on friends

[MVS]

1) Put shaving cream in the freezer.
2) Wait a day.
3) Use can opener to take off the bottom.
4) Hide in victim's space (room, desk, car)
5) Foam expands and fucks shit up.

1) Toss a soda in their freezer.
2) Wait
3) Boom.

1) Leave a loaf in the top shelf...deadly. Never done it myself, can't quite shit like that.

[ruhztee]

Originally posted by MVS
1) Leave a loaf in the top shelf...deadly. Never done it myself, can't quite shit like that.

Hah. Upperdecking is so evil.

[Josh]

I almost did that to my old store... but I never got the chance.

I was also going to deuce in one of the N64 boxes.

[Jester]

I currently work at a hotel and one of our guest used to joke around with me and the manager. He was kinda racist so my GM and I took an interacial porno tape and set it up on pause in the guest room when he went to work for the day. Hilarity ensued.

Today my GM found a Gay porno mag in one of the rooms. He then put it in an envelope and addressed it to the maintenace guy. He had him sit down for a "talk". He said somethin to the effect of "it's okay if you're gay, just don't have this stuff sent here." Great stuff.

We also recently got our DM a subscription to Playgirl.

It's all porno related but we have easy acces to the stuff considering what our guest leave in their rooms when they checkout.

[Josh]

I found a tube of "astro-glide" under my pillow at a hotel once.

Fucking upsetting.

[Jester]

Our hotel is for extended stays and it has kitchens with refrigerators in them. Astro glide is nothing in comparison to what we find.
What effect does freezing a dildo have anyway?

[Josh]

It makes it cold.

[Shine]

Originally posted by Jester
Our hotel is for extended stays and it has kitchens with refrigerators in them. Astro glide is nothing in comparison to what we find.
What effect does freezing a dildo have anyway?

[JM]

Mine is kinda videogame nerd related, but it was pretty funny. My buddy got a job at the local Funcoland, & I knew he was gonna have cash on him so he could snatch up any rare games that may have been traded in. I had my mom call and ask if they accepted Turbo Grafx 16 systems. He told her yes thinking that he could buy it off of her, & he was super excited. She said she would be there in a hour. He called me up bragging that he was gonna get a TG16. According to the other guy working that night, he spent the rest of the evening watching the door for the nonexistant Turbo Grarfx woman. He was pretty pissed when I told him about it a couple days later.

Now here is the funny part, some random guy overheard me telling the story & offered my his TG16 & 5 games for $40 about a week later. It pays to be an ass.

JM

[680x0]

Giving a pistol to your friend and telling them its NOT loaded. Click, BANG, "HOLY FUCK". Good times, I still got the hole.