Pranks you pull on friends

[Dolemite]

Take Methylene Blue, a liquid used to kill fungus in aquariumns, available at any pet store, and put it in your friend's drink (something dark, like Coke, or they'll see it). It's harmless, but they'll be pissing blue for hours.

I also remember back when Final Fantasy 7 came out, and there was a huge line at my local EB waiting for the shipment to come in. The manager of the store had driven to another EB who had their shipment, leaving my friend who worked there at the time all alone in a store full of people waiting for the game. I left the store, went to the pay phone outside, and called him, making my voice sound like an old man's...

"Hello, Electronics Boutique, can I help you?"
"Yes, sonny, is FF7 in yet?"
"No, sorry, the manager just left to pick it up now."
"But...but I want it now."
"I'm sorry, sir, it's not in yet."
"But...I put money down on it, today's the release day, I want it NOW!"
"Sir...please calm down...it will be at the store with an hour or so..."
"I don't give a shit, you cocksucking little punk! I want my Final Fantasy! NOW! NOW! NOW!"
"Sir, please calm down..."
"Don't YOU tell me what to do, you fucking little jizz-rag! I'm coming down there and if my game isn't there, I'm gonna kick your ass all over that store!!"
"Sir, Please...!"
"I'm comin' to get ya, bitch!!"
*click*

Keep in mind, the shipment was late, and people had been calling the store constantly about FF7 ALL DAY LONG. Anyway, I stroll back in, and he's freaking out about this old guy who's coming to kick his ass. What a dope.

I did a similar prank years ago when I used to work at a deli. I used a pay phone outside and posed as "Big Tony", looking for the boss of the deli 'cause he owed him money. I went off on Steven, the nerdy kid (heavy Italian accent included) who answered the phone, and soon had him apologizing for anything he said and calling me "sir". I had the dildo convinced I was some crazy mobster.

Prank calls are fun.

[Rhydant]

for the past few months ive been trying to come up with something me and a couple of friends could do for a Senior Prank.

so far we've come up with...
gluing lots of pennies onto the greentop (an area at school where the concrete is painted green. its weird.)
painting the greentop black (or another color)
walking around the various buildings with fishing line at night, wraping line around anything and everything
planting a tree in the middle of the football field (stolen idea)
leaving windows open during the day, then coming back at night and leaving frozen blocks of shaving cream in rooms.
paying a bunch of homeless men to come and run around the school during lunch.

does anyone have any other ideas? we've only got 10 weeks of school left, so time is short.

[Dolemite]

Put clear plastic food wrap over the bowl of all of the toilets in the bathroom. Make sure it's tight over each bowl to they can't see it until it's too late.

[Klonoa]

When they're asleep put toothpaste on their fingers and start tickling their face.

Try not to laugh or you'll fuck it up.

[Dolemite]

If your friends get drunk and pass out, draw all over their face with black magic marker. Then squirt white liquid hand soap on them.

[Mr-K]

Putting pig's feet, raw egg, sardene, and chips sandwichs on people's cars. We thought they might want a snack.

Also the night after a good rainy day... bag of flour on the car.

[JM]

Kinda like MVS's prank, slip a small fish under the floormat of someone's car, or tape it under the dashboard.

JM

[Mman]

This winter we used to go to a lake that was frozen over and fuck around on it at night. Good times. One time, after a hockey game, me and my neighbor knew that a whole bunch of our friends and other people we didnt even know where out playing on the ice (over twenty).

We take his bullhorn out to the ice. Yell out to them that we are the police and they need to get off the ice and that it is a $500 dollar fine. Keep in mind that it is pitch dark out and they cant see where it is coming from. They fucking bolt, most of them falling on their ass numerous times. We wait a little while, hide the horn and walk out onto the ice to see where they went. The dumbasses are hiding in the woods...right behind a fucking light. Easy as hell to say. We walk up to them and ask them what they are doing. They tell us the story back and we are like "no way!". Then make fun of them for hiding behind a fucking light. We tried to get them all to come back and play, but the girls where allready running back to the dorms. They still think it was the cops, and they were scared all night.

[MVS]

Originally posted by JM
Kinda like MVS's prank, slip a small fish under the floormat of someone's car, or tape it under the dashboard.

JM

Or get a cat to piss, or dump piss, down the vents. A fucking cat pissed down the vents on the dash of my truck in HS, I literally could not get that stink off.

On a hot day, even like 5 years later, I would open the door and be hit in the face with an atomic blast of heat, tinged with cat piss.

[Tain]

Vasoline on a toilet seat.

Unscrew a shower fountain head, put a Life Saver or whatnot in it.

Get an industrial-sized sponge, wet it, and compact it into a little ball. Tie a string around it tightly, and wait for it to dry. Once dry, flush a toilet and drop it down, making sure it doesn't expand until it's in the pipes. Yeah, it's cruel. And yes, I stole this one.