Have you ever been shot?

[Jimmy Carter]

Originally posted by Green
This is pretty silly. It was a marine biology class (I rockd teh acamedicz!) in 12th grade. Some guy and I had to come up with a video about erosion, so we decided that I would be Erosion Man and I'd fight the causes of erosion. One thing that causes erosion is waves and so we filmed my dad riding around on a pontoon boat kicking up waves. Then we filmed me as Erosion Man fighting against him, which basically was him driving by us (we were on a sand bar) and me taking a shot at him with a shotgun.

Great story.

The only gun I've ever been shot with was a super soaker filled with urine. So, no physically damaging shots for me.

[Rhydant]

Originally posted by Jimmy Carter
The only gun I've ever been shot with was a super soaker filled with urine. So, no physically damaging shots for me.

heh... ewww.... where were your secret service agents?

[ginaman]

Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
Yeah...he's kinda weird. And ever since he recovered he's been kinda..."not all there," if'n you know what I mean.

I bet just about anybody who gets shot is bound to change. Just look at Don King. He's got a back full of buckshot and his hair and pattern of speech couldn't be stranger.

[Omni]

Originally posted by Jimmy Carter
The only gun I've ever been shot with was a super soaker filled with urine. So, no physically damaging shots for me.

Some would rather take a bullet.

Not me though. R. Kelley pees on me like, all the time. I'm used to it.

Chappele's Show is funny.

[Mman]

Yeah, cant hear that song now w/o thinkinf of that.

[Sl1p]

Originally posted by bahn
and then my friends have been shot at a lot by a guy named Cable. Curse him!

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[Ragnarok the Red]

Originally posted by Rhydant

(paintball and BB guns dont count. )

Awww...

Once, when I was about 12 or 13, we were walking around in the back of my old neighborhood with my older brother, who was about 15, was screwing around with his paintball gun.

Dunno exactly how it happened but my brother was pointing the gun in my general direction, but had it aimed downward. It went off and the ball hit this patch of ground right between my legs. Unfortunately there just HAPPENED to be a small rock there. The ball hit the rock, split in two, and struck the inside of BOTH my calves, bare skin, since it was summer and I was wearing shorts.

To get a proper mental picture of how this happens, think back to the original Nicholson/Keaton Batman movie. Remember when Nicholson's character, before he becomes the Joker, shoots at Batman, who blocks the bullet with his gauntlet, which strikes it, splits in two, deflects back at the soon-to-be Joker and strikes him on either side of his mouth? Kind of what happened to me.

I collapsed to the ground shrieking and crying in pain. An insane burning sensation was coursing up and down both my legs and the area where the paintball halves had struck were both numb beyond belief. I was crawling around and couldn't get up to walk for several minutes, and when I finally did, each step was agonizing. Walking barefoot over a bed of hot coals would've been less-painful.

And if being struck by a deflected paintball was this painful, I can only imagine it being a fraction of how much getting shot by a REAL bullet must be. It's something I hope I never have to experience.

[gamevet]

Back in High School, a few of my friends went on a hiking trip. One of my friends was packing a 44 caliber pistol. He thought he'd be quick draw, while shooting at a bird or something. He said the trigger hit a branch, but we think he pulled the trigger while removing the pistol from the holster. The gun went off and he did'nt notice anything. He looked down at the bottom of his leg and blood was running out his ankle. It was until about 15 or so seconds later, that an excruciating burning sensation ran down his leg. The buller entered his upper calf and went out right above his ankle. They had been hiking for well over 5 hours. My other friend ran down the mountain trail for what was about 45 minutes. He said he ran so hard, that he puked, then continued on.

I don't think my friend who shot himself, really appreciates what Shawn did, to help save his life.

[GohanX]

Originally posted by 88mph
I once shot a man in Reno, you know, just to watch him die.

I was gonna say that.

[unit003]

speaking of paintball, I was in a tournament and ended up being the last player alive on my team 2nd match when one of the guys snuck behind me and asked me to surrender. So I had my arms going up which was like, "yeah ok I'm done" when I just flicked my aim back at the guy trying to hold me up. I managed to get 3 shots at him before he took one and seeing a paintball splat on the front of my facemask was funny, but kinda scares me now because I worry about what would happen should I be in actual combat.

later I found my gun had to be fixed becuase the aim wasn't set and I was firing all over the place (just not center). Looking back, I would have nailed him the same way had this not been a problem.

and I did have one shot glance off the top of my head, turned out to be a real stinger.