Good 'first date' locations

[Jeremy]

88, is "ho bag" still an appropriate name for a chick? What about "cum bucket?"

[bahn]

I think the thread is asking for first date locations.

Not how to lose your date in 15 seconds or less 88.

Let's help Hero with this inaugural date before we start killing his rep

Jeremy: "cum bucket"? O_O How the hell do YOU bag chicks with such cheesy names?

[Josh]

Originally posted by Jeremy
88, is "ho bag" still an appropriate name for a chick? What about "cum bucket?"

Thats a bit forward... don't you think?

[FuryFox]

Originally posted by Rhydant
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but good luck! and dont forget to tell her she smells like. apparently women like that.

Smells like what? -because that may largely determine the effectiveness of that tactic.

[Tyler_Durden]

I usually bring a girl to the movies or to a party. It seems to work out well enough.

Here's a tip: If you're at a movie and the girl makes any kind of movement toward you - rests on your shoulder, reaches for your hand, even brushes up against you inadvertently while reaching for her drink - that means she wants to suck you off right there in the theatre, in front of everyone. So make like George Michaels, unzip your pants and shove her face in your lap. Works every time.

[Master]

Remember Hero, its not what you did/where you went that she'll care about, its who you are and what impression you left her with.

*PRESSURE*

Good luck.

PS: Asian chicks are great. I have one.

[elBeardoAlwaysWins]

Originally posted by Hero
hot-diggity-dang.

Hahahaha!!! Aint that the truth.

Originally posted by Rhydant
and dont forget to tell her she smells like. apparently women like that.

This is also the truth but its hard to pull without coming off like some sort of weirdo. I've had it go both ways. eh.

Rhydants pimpin.

[bandit]

I just took a girl out to see a Broadway show over this past weekend. Not to mention, taking her out to eat and walking around in Times Square till 4am.

Originally posted by 88mph
Be sure that by the end of the date you stick it in her butt.

Bitches love that shit.

Also, be sure to call her "bitch" at least five times during the course of the "date". "Cunt" works nicely too.

OK, I know who NOT to go to for advice now.

Girlfriends/Dates are like hookers..but the only difference is that hookers tell you flat out how much its going to cost you.

[Rhydant]

d'oh.

that was supposed to be "smells nice", not "smells like".

but you guys are smart, im sure you figured that out. heh heh

[elBeardoAlwaysWins]

he caught it!!!!

tell her she smell like shit.

=-)