Good 'first date' locations

[Kidnemo]

Originally posted by Jeremy
bahn- it was a JOKE man. I'd never actually call a chick that, for fear of getting my ass kicked about 3 secs. later.

You definantly don't want to get in a fight either...your corneia migh fly off.


As far as date locations, play it by ear. Ask the chick if she wants to do anything special. Go grab some food, take her to a local school/park, kick it on the swings for a while.

If you're not great at making conversation, do something that will keep you both occupied as to avoid awkward silences.

I'm always a fan of Aquariums (or museums), has a nice "I'm a smart-guy" type of atmoshpere, but still gives you enough privacy to get your talk on, and yet enough stuff to look at to help make converstation.

[Nikorasu]

Shopping. Obviously you shouldn't be buying stuff for her - let her spend her own money (helps if she's minted). Then you can compliment her when she tries stuff on.

Bowling is good, especially if she has a great arse (sorry, ass).

[ChaoofNee]

Just do what I did with my girlfriend on our first date: Go to Nathan's! DDR all night long!

[elBeardoAlwaysWins]

Originally posted by Mode7
Movies strike me as such a waste. Not only do they eat up precious minutes, but it's more or less impossible for the other person to be the focus of your attention.

Unless you stick your hand down her pants.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!eViL3RZ1!!!!!

[YellerDog]

You said it, elBeardo. You said it.

[Lordmrw]

Originally posted by adol


I've heard that Asian chicks tend to be really submissive, so you can more than likely whip out your dong and spray your load straight up her nose, and she'll just smile it off.

Bukkake?

[Hero]

half of these serious and insightful, the other downright evil.

[Master]

Originally posted by Tracer
Really? Which model? Good year? Not getting flabby is it?

ºTracer

Its the '82 model. The 5'2" hottie deluxe with gymnastics action.

Very low maintenance. Not showing much wear and tear, and it still smells like new. If it starts to get flabby, or the rear end starts to rumble, I'll either take 'er in for a tune up or just trade up for something else. I figure by then I'll be making a shitload of money and I can afford something exotic.

*envisions himself with something fast*

PS: If you are reading this and are my girlfriend, this is a joke. Don't kick me in the balls.

[Josh]

Originally posted by bandit
OK, I know who NOT to go to for advice now.

Its always worked for me...

Originally posted by Lordmrw
Bukkake?

Only if you invite 100 of your closest friends to do the same.

Originally posted by Master
PS: If you are reading this and are my girlfriend, this is a joke. Don't kick me in the balls.

If you didn't type that line you would be my hero.

[Master]

Originally posted by 88mph
Its always worked for me...

Me too. But you left out the best part. When her head turns around and gives you the fisheye, you have to say "SURPRISE!". Or Donkey Punch her. Either way, you own her from then on. Not metaphorically either.

Originally posted by 88mph
If you didn't type that line you would be my hero.

It felt horrible to write it too. Stupid girlfriend, getting in my head. Yeah thats right I'm in charge, bitch.

PS: What? You want some?