DOA...The Movie

[Thief Silver]

LIES!!!

Some people get laid. They don't need porn.

[mrdandy]

I wonder if they would actually get Japanese actresses....? A Russian for Hitomi, and Chinese for Lei Fang. But maybe that's hoping for too much.

If they can get Kyoko Fukuda to play Ayane, I'm IN!!

Let's see... Chinese with big knockers.... all I can think of is Pauline Chan.

Btw, what's wrong with the Hulkster?!? At least he's no snob!

[Mr-K]

So... they think porn is immoral... yet they are involved in premarital sex... That makes perfect sense.

[Thief Silver]

I have many friends.

<Obviously any point of saving my point has been lost, and I have officially been owned by Mr-K, would someone kindly insert a proper image stating this fact?>

[Mr-K]

WOO!

[Opaque]

well as long as there are REAL bouncing boobs I'm all for it...besides it's not like they're gonna ruin the story or anything...

[soundwave]

Originally posted by mrdandy
I wonder if they would actually get Japanese actresses....? A Russian for Hitomi, and Chinese for Lei Fang. But maybe that's hoping for too much.

Ummm...errrr....Hitomi's father was a German martial arts master...that's why amnesiac Hayate was named Ein.

[mrdandy]

Ummm...errrr....Hitomi's father was a German martial arts master...that's why amnesiac Hayate was named Ein.

Oops. Thanks for correcting me. I always mix up Germans with Russians and I don't know why....

Btw, what's the name "Ein" supposed to mean?

[GSX-R]

im expecting this to be like the first Mortal Kombat movie, with a DoA license, but with a really shitty 2003 feel to it.

i bet this does better at the box office then any other videogame movie.

and if the tv spin off happens, they're get the guy that's doing fastlane to do it.

[MechDeus]

Originally posted by mrdandy
Btw, what's the name "Ein" supposed to mean?

It means "One." Maybe the next male born in their family will be named Zwei. Makes it easier to keep track of, I guess.