i have slain the enemy.

**Shinobi128** · 10 Apr 2003, 01:47 AM

There I was, surfing the 'net like any other normal night. Clicking away aimlessly untill...it appeared. OMFGGIANTCOCKROACH. Back and forth it crawled on my desk until it stopped and hid behind my Vice City postcard. I quickly ran out and grabbed a can of raid and my ninja sword. There I was...wearing nothing but boxers, armed with a ninja sword in the the left hand, and a can of country fresh RAID in the other. With my trusty sword I flipped the postcard away....PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went the can of raid. It stumbled around for awhile before it was silent in my room once again.

**Syphocant** · 10 Apr 2003, 01:53 AM

That, is awesome.

Cockroaches are like the plague, they're everywhere.

**Shine** · 10 Apr 2003, 01:56 AM

I won't share with you the many, many, many times I've delt with similar issues when I live in the "ghetto's" of Ma. But I know how you feel man.

**Scourge** · 10 Apr 2003, 02:00 AM

U R TEH /|/i/|/J4!!!1!!1

**Josh** · 10 Apr 2003, 02:02 AM

My apartment in Philadelphia was infested with roaches.
They crawled on me in my sleep... I know it.

Living in the ghetto sucks.

**Calliander** · 10 Apr 2003, 02:22 AM

You should have punched him in the balls first.

**seen** · 10 Apr 2003, 02:41 AM

In a Manhattan Path train station I saw a huge cockroach meet a mouse on the tracks, they stared at each other for a while and then went their separate ways.

**Calliander** · 10 Apr 2003, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by seen
In a Manhattan Path train station I saw a huge cockroach meet a mouse on the tracks, they stared at each other for a while and then went their separate ways.

He ain't heavy...

... he's my brother.