What do you look for in the opposite sex?

**Chemist** · 21 Apr 2003, 12:27 AM

agreed

**Drewbacca** · 21 Apr 2003, 01:17 AM

So she's a porn star? Now I know what she looks like, but she's a porn star right. (going by the icing licking she's doing in that picture)

**Atlas** · 21 Apr 2003, 01:20 AM

singer/songwriter

**elBeardoAlwaysWins** · 21 Apr 2003, 02:01 AM

Q:"What do you look for in the opposite sex? "

A: A pulse.

**Opaque** · 21 Apr 2003, 03:45 AM

lisa loeb is so hot it's crazy...

**Tracer** · 21 Apr 2003, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Stone
I always thought they were called Elvis Costello glasses - how the hell did Lisa Loeb co-opt the term?

When I am talking about something that turns me on, I do not want Elvis Costello to enter in the equation.

ºTracer

**CynicalSphere** · 21 Apr 2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Master of 7s
I was gonna post my turn-ons and turn-offs, but then I looked at my sig.

*looks at Master of 7s' sig*

So you like huge butts, huge tits, and children?

That qualifies you for being either a porn star or a priest, I guess...

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Hmmm, well, here's some of mine.

TURN ONS:

1. I like the natural look. The more unnatural it looks, the more I tend to look away. And the person that came up with fake fingernails and false eyelashes deserves to be shot. With a fuckin' vulcan cannon.

2. I like some fire in my women. While I don't get along with women that are deliberately atagonistic, I also don't get along with the ones that are so spineless that they're better suited to playing with Barbies than having real relationships...

3. A sense of humor is always a plus. You kinda have to have one when dealing with a mean-spirited shithead like me... :P

4. I don't know what's with the trend of people being attracted to girls that are about half their age (which is creepy as hell), because the women I tend to favor tend to be around my age or a bit older. I'd say 20-35 is best.

5. I also like an air of elegance/wisdom/intelligence around ladies. I pretty much require intelligence, because let's face it, I hate stupid people. :P Seriously, no matter how great the sex is, if you don't have anything worthwhile to do with your mate when you're doing something other than fucking, you aren't going to have a very happy relationship.

TURN OFFS:

1. People who dress and act like a goddamned paedophile's wet dream. It's fucking CREEPY. What sort of messages to guys are these girls trying to send...?

2. Anyone who tries to be attractive to men by starving themselves until they have no curves or boobs left and start looking like ugly 11-year-old boys. I'm not a member of NAMBLA so why the fuck would I think that's attractive?

3. On the other side of the coin, I hate unnaturally/ridiculously large boobs. Anything larger than what you can hold in your hand is a complete waste. :P

4. Smokers. I have nothing morally against smoking nor am I an anti-smoking psycho, but I wouldn't ever date a smoker. You may as well add any kind of drug other than a moderate amount of alcohol here, too.

5. A carbon copy of me. While I would like a girlfriend of mine to share some interests with me (say, a common taste in music), I don't want to deal with a "CynicalSphere with a vagina." I can barely tolerate myself sometimes, let alone a second me. :P