Girl Question

[Daisuke Jigen]

Originally posted by 88mph
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Shouldn't have to tell her anything. You already told her twice.

*Not Jigen does not in any way advocate the beating of women. People who beat up women who don't start fights (with the woman having the advantage of a knife or something) are low-life sacks of crap.

[Omni]

Originally posted by 88mph
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

"Don't let that shit be an excuse for your crappy meals."

[Atlas]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?", he replied...

[bahn]

*runs*

[Omni]

lol

Family Guy is on!