Preview: Alias (PS2, Xbox, GC)

[Nick]

Our own high-kicking female super agent has returned with news and screens of Alias, the video game.

Your mission is clear. Now get to it.

[Ren]

Hey! They weren't supposed to know that I'm a secret agent! Damn you, Nick. Damn you! :P

*dashes off*

[Nick]

Oh, no! Bite down on the cyanide capsule in your wisdom tooth, quickly!

Erm, TNL is now hiring super a- . . . super . . . writers . . . to cover all consoles. To apply, go into that phone booth and dial 7-3-3-7, then hold down 1+2+3 for four seconds. And make sure you aren't carrying or wearing any metal.

[Shine]

Mmm, jaggies.