What happened yesterday?

**RedCoKid** · 05 Jun 2003, 11:06 AM

My company blocked access to the TNL board yesterday afternoon (usually they'll only do this if a site contains explicit content). With the exception of an occasional E3 girl/csply type post, TNL doesn't really fit that description. ...so it made me wonder whether someone was trying to hack the site or maybe just my computer with prn. Did anyone else have any problems (approx 2-6PM Eastern Std Time), or was it just me?

**Despair** · 05 Jun 2003, 11:16 AM

Hmm, Didnt noticed anything other than ordinary. It worked fine for me.

There are few threads with girl pics, but none of the content is too risque, or at least not of pornographic nature.

**Josh** · 05 Jun 2003, 01:48 PM

I am the hax0r. Hack hack hack.

**Lhadatt** · 05 Jun 2003, 01:52 PM

DARPA did it! TNL wuz h4x0rd buy teh g0vM3n7!!1

**Josh** · 05 Jun 2003, 02:11 PM

No, I hacked it.. 88mpwned!!1

**Lhadatt** · 05 Jun 2003, 03:16 PM

Yes, you did hack TNL.

WHILE YOU WERE UNDER TEH CONTROL OF DARPA!

DARPA 0wnz j00!!11@

**Omni** · 05 Jun 2003, 03:37 PM

I was browsing the boards when a government message came on the screen telling me not to move, and that I was under arrest for aiding a terrorist organization.

I immediately contacted bahn, whereupon out transmission was intercepted by Mexican warlords who claimed to hold the ultimate power of the Internet: the Black Biggalow.

Naturally, we inquired further, and found out the government needed this jewel to seize control of the Internet once and for all. It was believed that bahn held this jewel, and the government was out to get it however they could. Turns out the Mexican warlords framed him.

But treachery was afoot in the land of electrons. As me and bahn set out to rectify the situation ninjas jumped out from the trees above and grabbed me, threatening my life with their large, and quite sharp, blades. I expected bahn to help me, but he just sat their laughing, and it was at that moment that I knew the truth behind the matter. I had known too much about the situation, and bahn, KING of the Mexican warlords, wanted to shut me up.

It was not to happen, though. Armed with my trusty horn, and a Swiss Army knife that I found when I was twelve, I cut my way out the ninjas grasp and quickly called upon my trusty friend Hotsuma, who, as any punctual ninja would, appeared seemingly out of nowhere, even before the sound of the horn had finished its flight across the atmosphere.

Hotsuma made quick work of the feeble and untrained ninjas, then set his sights on bahn, but it was too late. He had scurried away during the scuffle, and is still on the loose.

People, you are all in danger. Bahn, king of the Mexican warlords, is only out for total domination of the Internet, and you all are merely pawns fueling his cause. He has thousands more ninjas at his disposal, and they can show up at any of your houses at any time. If I were you I'd cease visitaion of this site at once, but if that's simply not possible, then exercise extreme caution. And, as always:

DON'T TRUST ANYONE!