Conservative ... ice cream?

[Lhadatt]

Yes, I said conservative ice cream. Check it out. It's supposedly good -- they are having a Baltimore-area ice cream producer make it using custom recipies. It's a bit pricey to order over the net ($76 with shipping for 4 quarts! ouch), but if you're in the area it's being sold at a local shop (location on website). Supposedly, they're tired of Ben and Jerry's support of and donations to crazy non-conservative stuff -- so they're trying to make something conservative-types won't "feel guilty" for eating. Current flavors include:

• I Hate the French Vanilla
• Iraqi Road
• Smaller Governmint (D'OH!)
• Nutty Environmentalist

This is amusing, yet way too expensive. Strictly novelty item/gag gift.

[Jimmy Carter]

Oh my word.

I can imagine the business meeting.

"OK guys. Rush Limbaugh, you know. He's popular. He's conservative. Fox news... they're conservative. They're popular. You know... ice cream. That's popular, too. Idea... conservative Ice Cream. Yeah? Yeah? Whaddya guys think?"

The room is hushed in awe. From the corner, the VP of sales says, "My God, you're a genius."

[Yoshi]

Sign me up for ten of these:

[Master]

What a lame idea. Of course, liberal ice cream would be just as lame.

I don't want political views with my Ice Cream. I just want Ice Cream.

[CynicalSphere]

4 Quarts of Crazy Conservative Cream, choice of 7 flavors: $76 + shipping from some other state

4 Quarts of Blue Bell Ice Cream, choice of whatever I damn well please: $14 + a drive to the grocery store

I don't care HOW good it is or HOW much of it goes to some cause, there's no way in hell I'm paying over $20 for a quart of ice cream!

P.S. They used to make KETCHUP ice cream? Whose bright idea was THAT? No wonder they discontinued that flavor because no one would buy it...

[station82o]

ketchup ice cream...? must've been for lepers and trollocs.

Conservative ice cream... ice cream for idiots.

[Lhadatt]

You may not want to call them idiots before you get the ketchup joke...

[Wilykat]

Those flavors seem to be very negative in their naming. I wonder if their ice cream is made with sour milk.

Maybe their French Vanilla sucks?

[Jeremy]

It's probably Freedom Vanilla now.

[Stone]

It costs a lot of money to pack ice cream in such a way that it doesn't unfreeze. Anyways, I always thought Haagen-Daaz was the conservative option as far as premium ice cream goes.