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Thread: I'm a dad!

  1. Originally posted by Atlas
    Maybe if you changed it to STFUNEWBABIE...

    perhaps that would be worse form though

  2. Congrats!

    Im sure that you have the ability to bring someone into this world that will make it all the more better because of who she is.

    Train her well Melf; remember:

    Show her love so that she doesnt fall for a 100z3r when she starts dating. Self esteem largely comes from how much positive feedback she gets as a kid.

    100+ Shoryukens' per day...no wait.....shes only a baby

    Make it 80! And don't let up on the Hao-shokokens' either. I don't care what the Hong Kong trainers say!

    She will be a warior of extraordinary magnitude. She will be trained in the ways of our ancestors. You have my gratitude.

    Good luck and congrats.
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  3. Melf, major congrats to you, your wife, and both your families. New life is a wonderful thing.

    Satoshi Kon: 1963-2010

  4. Melf, congrats!

    I bet you're looking forward to looking like shit every morning for the next year
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    Halverson had me totally convinced of Cybermorph's greatness, I'll tell you that much.

    Then I got a Jag, took it home, and something seemed... not right.

  5. Congrats...

    Just be happy you have about 15 years or so before she starts dating.
    “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -George Carlin

  6. Awww.

    Congrats!

  7. Re: Re: I'm a dad!

    Originally posted by 88mph
    You look happier than I have seen anyone look in a long time.
    He's also probably pretty happy to be getting the hell out of the hospital in that picture. The hospital stay afterwards sucks!

    Congrats Melf!

  8. I think if you breast-feed a child, s/he will be much better at video games than all of his/her friends. Scientific study.

    Oh yeah, and congratulations and good luck!

  9. Congrates! Eeee!
    [Insert large, loud, flashing signature here]

  10. Re: Re: Re: I'm a dad!

    Originally posted by Mr_Furious
    He's also probably pretty happy to be getting the hell out of the hospital in that picture. The hospital stay afterwards sucks!

    Congrats Melf!
    Agreed. The beds they make you sleep in are uncomfortable and the rooms are painfully small.

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