The "What would be worse?" thread

[Fe 26]

sex with rosie, shes as fat as Phrah and she wouldn't even enjoy it.

What is worse
Waking up to the sound of a cricket that you can't find.
or
Waking up with a cricket in your bed with you.

[Tain]

Cricket next to me.

The noise wouldn't bother me.

What's worse?

Losing a hand or losing a foot?

[adol]

Losing a hand would be worse to me. The prosthetic is too obvious, and would lead to unwanted stares and questions. A prosthetic foot would be easier to hide.

Now, What would be worse? Being tied to a chair in a locked room with a TV playing an endless loop of the Tony Little infomercial, or the "Big Brother" Jake Steinfeld infomercial?

[Josh]

Come on... my post wasn't that bad. Why'd it get deleted?

I didn't even call anyone a fag.

[Thief Silver]

Is Suicide a valid option to all of the above?

Tony Infomercials are worse.

Spending the night in Jail with Bubba.

OR

Spending the night at home with a woman that LOOKS like Bubba.

[Shine]

Originally posted by Thief~Silver
Spending the night at home with a woman that LOOKS like Bubba.

Duh?! At least it still has a vagina.

Having all of your pubes removed slowly one by one with eyebrow pluckers followed by having alcohol rubbed all over them?
Or
Having all the hair on your head removed slowly one by one with eyebrow pluckers followed by having alcohol rubbed all over them?

[napalm]

Originally posted by 88mph
My mom... since she's female and all.
If I'm forced to fuck a family member, they might as well not have a schlong.


Choose wisely:
-Having to be NApOLm321.
-Having to be ShineAqua.

-Being NApOLm321 would be better, at least people like you in "REAL" life

[Ragnarok the Red]

Originally posted by ShineAqua
Duh?! At least it still has a vagina.

Having all of your pubes removed slowly one by one with eyebrow pluckers followed by having alcohol rubbed all over them?
Or
Having all the hair on your head removed slowly one by one with eyebrow pluckers followed by having alcohol rubbed all over them?

Having pubes removed. Not only are they a lot more painful coming out than hair follicles on the head, but I also wouldn't wanna take the risk of what rubbing alcohol would do to a freshly de-pubed crotch and Rags Jr. :kirby:

And now for me to think of one....(plz keep it mind it's about 4AM where I am and I'm putting together some notes for a test today)

Hmmm...let's pulls something out of one of my old anatomy classes and give it an exceptionally disgusting twist

skinning a dead cat that's been soaked in formaldehyde (which has NOT been washed off) WHILE eating a chicken sandwich which you MUST KEEP DOWN AND NOT REGURGITATE, EVEN AFTER YOU FINISH!

or...

skinning a LIVE frog which has just been pulled out of a vat of sewage water which contains, among other unpleasant things, human feces (also NOT washed off)

I guess we're all pretty sick and twisted in here

[Captain Vegetable]

Can I wear gloves? If so, the cat would be worse. Frogs are smaller, and formaldehyde could knock you out after a while, leaving you face down in half-skinned cat.

Which is worse:

Having to choose between the life of your newborn son, or your wife during a difficult pregnancy

-OR-

Filling the possition of executioner at the state pen and having to gas somebody, who you find out afterwards was innocent?

[Josh]

Nobody is innocent. I'll take option number two.

Someone else think of something to choose between... I don't want to.