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  1. Nothing but tennis shoes? I find that hillarious. Not the shotting part, I think that's sick in the head. But the tennis shoes snippit had me laughing out loud.
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  2. Well there are thorned bushes in the desert and all other kinds of environment hazards, so they go to protect the womens feet. Who cares if the rest of the body gets damaged by paintball shots.

  3. This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. "Naked women running around letting guys shoot them with paintball guns." First of all, it hurts like a beeyotch when they hit you THROUGH clothes and it's insane without them. Secondly, isn't this another form of physical abuse? You're shooting something at a woman at what (?) at least 30-40mph. I don't remember how fast those balls go, but they're not something that you just shake off. And they do it in the desert...one day, one of those women are going to get shot in the head/temple. And then havoc and lawsuits ensue.
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  4. I think paintballs travel WAY faster than 40 mph.

  5. That is just stupid, somebody is going to get seriously hurt when some pervert who gets his fun hurting women decides to start drilling them in the face with paintballs,why do people set themselves up like this for money?
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  6. That should be illegal.
    To understand man, walk it shoe on other foots.

  7. I worked as a paintball referee and if i remember correctly the fastest you were allowed to have your gun shooting at was 300 feet per second. Typical guns can go up to about 500, but you won't be shooting straight and at that speed it can break through the goggle part of your mask.

    Speaking of masks, it is insane that they aren't wearing them. If you get shot in bare skin you are going to bleed. If you get shot in the eye, you are going to go blind. They say you aren't supposed to aim above the chest, but paintball guns aren't accurate, and certainly not consistent.

  8. Originally posted by Ste-Von
    I think paintballs travel WAY faster than 40 mph.
    I think they go around 300 FPS (feet per second) or roughly 205 mph... and yes they hurt like hell, especially if you play in colder weather where the paint starts to harden because of the cold air

    I would rather they do this then hunt endangered animals, at least the prey gets paid well and they have a choice... shit I would probably do it for that kind of money... or maybe not

  9. Originally posted by SapphirePhoenix
    This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. "Naked women running around letting guys shoot them with paintball guns." First of all, it hurts like a beeyotch when they hit you THROUGH clothes and it's insane without them. Secondly, isn't this another form of physical abuse? You're shooting something at a woman at what (?) at least 30-40mph. I don't remember how fast those balls go, but they're not something that you just shake off. And they do it in the desert...one day, one of those women are going to get shot in the head/temple. And then havoc and lawsuits ensue.
    In the Nevada desert?

    No havoc and lawsuits, just mob guys come after you because you're creeping into their territory. Hehe.

    What a dumb idea, though, man.

  10. I dont suppose that the women will one day revolt and break out of their cages and grab a bunch of paintball guns and defeat their masters?

    Then again; no one that actualy signed up for this is going to be smart enough to do this.
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