I remember finding a fuggin trash bag full of pr0n in the woods behind my friend's house. Lots of hustler, penthouse, etc. We were like 14 and thought it was SO cool.Originally Posted by 88mph
Were the pages stuck together?Originally Posted by Despair
Ordered Outrageous starring Ginger Lynn with a buddy back in the 7th grade, we sent cash to a mail order company. We loaned it to this one dude, and he claimed his Mom caught him with it, and his Mom tossed it. So the story goes, but we think he kept it to himself.
I remember finding a fuggin trash bag full of pr0n in the woods behind my friend's house. Lots of hustler, penthouse, etc. We were like 14 and thought it was SO cool.Originally Posted by 88mph
you found DJ's stash.Originally Posted by Despair
be the 'Cool Dad' and put it back for him.![]()
OmniGear just wrote the script for my movie.
That was so poetic with the discriptive lingo you used.
Yeah, I was going for a Dickens type of feel.![]()
Well that's like, your opinion, man.
It was the worst of times, it was the best of times, a Time of Penthouse and hustler"
Ah... memories...
I remember once in the seventh grade my friends and i were riding bikes around the neighborhood when we just found a box of porno mags next to some trash out on the street.
We picked it up and brought it to my friends house. Then we locked the door and starte looking at them. Then five minutes later we realized that some dude probably masturbated on top of these and we started throwing the mags at each other.
Life used to be so simple in those days...
ewwwwOriginally Posted by CypherUppercut
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
Yes, this brings back memories. When I was in fifth grade, I met my friend Tony ( who was a few grades behind ). His mother had to be the biggest superfreak on the planet - she had a large air conditioner-sized box FULL of porn tapes. When she'd go to work, some friends and I would all go over to his house and check them out. I remember when I first saw a dude splooge. I was like, "ew, he's peeing into her mouth.....but it's gooey and white!" I thought pornstars had broken dicks or something and they couldn't pee normally.Of course, they explained what was happening.
Got ahold of my first magazines not too long after that. I think it was some type of Swedish porn or some crap.
I miss the old days of porn with unlabeled ( or mislabeled ) video tapes. Getting a crystal clear image on the DVDs just doesn't feel right.Multiple angles kick ass, though.
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