In other news, four residents of the nursing home dropped dead when a guy with a severed head walked into their weekly bingo game.
Amazing, simply amazing. *-neo
Now he'll get known as "severed head guy" and be hounded by tourists who want to see the guy who can survive without a head. Ten bucks to lob the head off, eight bucks for the kiddies. Then his wife will leave him for the guy with a detachable penis, and then he can't commit suicide because he's freaking immortal. He should be a Highlander...
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In other news, four residents of the nursing home dropped dead when a guy with a severed head walked into their weekly bingo game.
Amazing, simply amazing. *-neo
Isn't that the sort of miracle that Jesus was supposed to perform?
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Post-college, pumpkin-defenestrating, tricycle racing angst. Whoosh.
He must have still had blood vessels running to his brain in order to have the presence of mind to drive himself to the nearest place he could get medical attention.
Still, though, that is, without a doubt, a modern day miracle if I've ever read about one.
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Thats the grossest thing I've ever read. I feel ill...and this is coming from someone who never flinched from goatse or tubgirl or any of that crap.
/me pounds on the table
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Damn, That guy must have such balls to keep himself intact, to friggin do that. Mad respect points for sure.
Originally Posted by bandit
Yeah but still - how could anyone deny help to someone in such a situation.... you'd figure they'd try to do something whilst calling for emergency help instead of telling the guy to go elsewhere in that state... he had to drive himself to the next place, they couldn't even provide someone to drive him? jesus...what a fucked up country.
Sounds too unreal to be true...
However when my dad was young he was in a hospital for kids who had the worst of diseases.
The stories are the unthinkable...
Even then, it seems like this guy had to get himself to the next nursing home without any help... that's pretty messed up...Originally Posted by Captain Vegetable
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