My Dads 50th Birthday

[Kidnemo]

Take him to the strip club and buy him a few lap dances with the dirtiest slut you can find.

Unless he has heart issues, that might not be a very good idea then.

[Johnny Nighttrain]

even my mom recommeded that, and he said no. although i think he said no just because my mom was around.

i dunno, worse news ever. i ended up going out with my friend last night, got pretty stoned, and ended up sleeping over. get home around 11AMish and everyone is gone. so never gonna hear the end of it when they get back. hopefully they just went out for breakfast.

[rezo]

So what did you guys end up doing?

[Josh]

Ricky Martin.

[Johnny Nighttrain]

they ended up going to have breakfast without me.

[Spanky McGee]

They brought Ricky Martin instead didn't they?

[Johnny Nighttrain]

yeah they did actually.

(was gonna use that one myself but i figured it would be better if i let someone else do it)

[jyoung]

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