New Sexy Methods of Japanese Pickpockets

[Despair]

Here:

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/030...ckpockets.html

"Bunta's beauty worked her magic and he erupted. While at his most vulnerable with his pants around his ankles, the girls told him they had better leave separately to avoid being spotted. In bliss, Bunta agreed and the girls left. It was only later that he realized while one of the girls had her mouth full, the other's hands were free, giving her ample opportunity to pilfer his pockets.

"It was only much later when I went to buy myself some canned coffee when I realized the wallet that should have been in my pocket wasn't there," he says. "There was about 20,000 yen inside it. They were much younger than me, but they taught me a good lesson that came with a hefty tuition fee."

[Mr-K]

Well at least he got something out of it.

[Rumpy]

It beats getting bumped to and getting your shit stolen.

[Critical Overdrive]

Note to self:

1. Buy a cheap wallet.
2. Fill it with newspaper clippings.
3. Go to Japan
4. Walk up and down the street at night saying, "Boy, have I got a LOT of money!"

[Mr-K]

Note to self:

1. Buy a cheap wallet.
2. Fill it with newspaper clippings.
3. Go to Japan
4. Walk up and down the street at night saying, "Boy, have I got a LOT of money!"

That's the best idea I've ever heard. Ever.

[Despair]

Note to self:

1. Buy a cheap wallet.
2. Fill it with newspaper clippings.
3. Go to Japan
4. Walk up and down the street at night saying, "Boy, have I got a LOT of money!"

Excellent idea man

[Thief Silver]

Critical Overdrive: Genius. Perfect. Post of the year material.

[Dolemite]

Note to self:

1. Buy a cheap wallet.
2. Fill it with newspaper clippings.
3. Go to Japan
4. Walk up and down the street at night saying, "Boy, have I got a LOT of money!"

[Gymkata]

Note to self:

1. Buy a cheap wallet.
2. Fill it with newspaper clippings.
3. Go to Japan
4. Walk up and down the street at night saying, "Boy, have I got a LOT of money!"

even better, put some kind of explosive device in it like the band aids in Triple X

[rama]

fill it with semen.