Ladies: I'm not impressed by your PMS

[AstroBlue]

Look at freshly polished iron, see how it's blueish?
Now look at rusty iron, see how it's redish?

That's why oxygenated blood is red, and deoxygenated blood is blue. Because haemoglobin (the shit your blood cells are made out of) is basically just a big clump of organic iron.

OMG YOU'VE GOT RUST IN YOUR VIENS, DIG IT OUT WITH A SPOON ALONG WITH THOSE COCKAROCHES CRAWLING UNDER YOUR SKIN!

Anyway, why is the fluid in pad commericials blue?

RED - Blood, nobody wants to see that.
YELLOW - Piss, nobody wants to see that.
GREEN - Fungal discharge, nobody wants to see that.
BLUE - Nothing that comes out of a vagina therefore = safe for censors.

[Satsuki]

I dunno, it always seemed sort of kool aid ish to me. I wouldn't pour kool aid in my underwear, but hey kids, whatever floats your boat.

[Curtis]

One time there was this Tampax commercial on TV, but we didn't know it was a Tampax commercial and there were all these cheerleader all shakin' their ass and whatnot and Travis was all staring way too hard at the screen and I'm all thinkin' he needs a girlfriend and then in big, bold letters we see "TAMPAX WAS HERE!"

And he flipped the fuck out. Like it was the most horrible thing in the world.

... I need new friends.

[Tracer]

Brisco, you were probably also taught in grade school that Columbus was a great man, not a racist white pig-dog who killed off untold numbers of natives thanks to the diseases he brought from dirty Europe.

Maybe not. He's Canadian afterall. Maybe they listen Iron Maiden's "Run to the Hills," in grade school there.

[Rich]

That's a damned myth. Blood carrys oxygen, it's what it does. It's also red.

And after it delievers oxygen to the desired destination, it had no oxygen left until it is refilled at the heart, therefore making it blue from the time of dropping the oxygen off, to returning to the heart, isn't it?

[Brisco Bold]

Brisco, you were probably also taught in grade school that Columbus was a great man, not a racist white pig-dog who killed off untold numbers of natives thanks to the diseases he brought from dirty Europe.

Actually, I wasn't.

edit: WTF!!! My original post didn't even make it to the boards last night!!!

[Cheebs]

Guys, on every surgery show ever show on the Discovery Channel when they shove a camera up inside of somebody, what color are their insides? It's always red/pink. No blue in there. I say blood is red.

[MVS]

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don?t come hangin' around my door
I don?t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, stay away,
American woman, listen what I say
American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come knockin' around my door
I don't wanna see your shadow no more

Chorus:
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say-ay

American Woman, said get away
American Woman, listen what I say
Don't come a hangin?around my door
Don't wanna see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes

Chorus

American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I gotta go,
I am dying
I'm gonna leave you woman (4x)
Bye-bye (4x)
(American woman)
You're no good for me
And I'm no good for you
(American woman)
I'll look you right in the eye
And tell you what I?m gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave, you know I?m gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave,
I'm gonna leave you woman
Goodbye American Woman

[Eight One]

Yeah. Sure beats it being blue.

Unless you're a horseshoe crab.

[RedCoKid]

I like how the "test water" is always blue.

They use that same blue water in baby (and elderly) diaper commercials.