Interviewing A Prostitute

[Johnny Nighttrain]

it's not her idea of a fantastic birthday, but like, she's already gonna have some party or something, this is just what the 2 of us are gonna do soon after. hey, it'll be something interesting that's for sure.

have no interest in fucking a hooker though, not up for the STDs.

but yeah, the plan is to offer her like, $30 and dinner while we ask the questions.

[Fe 26]

Ask her
1. what is the most requested sex position from buyers
2. What is her actual favorite sex positon
3. Have her vews on sex changed sense she became a hooker, like has she ever thought it was spirtual but not now. ect.
4. How much importance does she put in sex as far as relationships (duh, in regards to her life, shes a hooker)
5. If sex is not a big thing, what would a man have to do to make her feel loved.
6. If sex is a job for her, what does she consider intament.
7. How long has she had this job.
8. What was her worse experence
9. Scariest
10. Weirdest
11. funnest
12. Most pleasurable
13. What does she find sexy in a mate
14. After she bullshits you about personal qualities, ask the question again, but for PHYSICAL traits
15. what she plans to do for retirement
16. whats her favorite movie
17. Is she religous, why or why not
18. whats her favorite food.
19. If the world was to end today, what would she do
20. what was her favorite toy as a child
21. what is her opinion on the current state of the union.
22. Does she beleive in angels
23. Aliens?
24. Elivis?
25. whats the best way, and fastes way to get a girl off.

I'll think of some more later.

[arjue]

ask her if she spits or swallows.

[Shine]

Ask her if she's ever pulled a Penguin Job.

[Rumpy]

Ask her
1. what is the most requested sex position from buyers
2. What is her actual favorite sex positon
3. Have her vews on sex changed sense she became a hooker, like has she ever thought it was spirtual but not now. ect.
4. How much importance does she put in sex as far as relationships (duh, in regards to her life, shes a hooker)
5. If sex is not a big thing, what would a man have to do to make her feel loved.
6. If sex is a job for her, what does she consider intament.
7. How long has she had this job.
8. What was her worse experence
9. Scariest
10. Weirdest
11. funnest
12. Most pleasurable
13. What does she find sexy in a mate
14. After she bullshits you about personal qualities, ask the question again, but for PHYSICAL traits
15. what she plans to do for retirement
16. whats her favorite movie
17. Is she religous, why or why not
18. whats her favorite food.
19. If the world was to end today, what would she do
20. what was her favorite toy as a child
21. what is her opinion on the current state of the union.
22. Does she beleive in angels
23. Aliens?
24. Elivis?
25. whats the best way, and fastes way to get a girl off.

I'll think of some more later.

...Holy shit dude. If you want to know that much stupid shit you're better off just finding one yourself. Might help ya calm down a bit.

[Johnny Nighttrain]

penguin job?

[Shine]

penguin job?

She has the guy put his wallet on the table and once his pants hit his ankles she grabs it and runs. It's called a Penguin Job becuase when he starts chasing while his pants are down it looks like he's walking like a penguin.

[Calliander]

Ask her:

1) Who was John Hinckley Jr.?
2) What is the name of Israel's current Prime Minister?
3) Where is the Metrodome located?

I dunno. I don't think your average hooker would know any of those things.

[James]

well, pretty much, i was telling my ex girlfriend earlier today that i'd like to do this one day (more so with a porn star, but that seems a bit out of reach). anyways, her birthday is in a week, so i was asking her what she wanted to do, and she said she liked that idea a lot, and that's what she wants to do. killing 2 birds with one stone pretty much.

So your ex-girlfriend is giving you an interview for her birthday?

James

[Mzo]

pwned