Interviewing A Prostitute

[Fe 26]

Talking with them a bit will totally change your views on sexuality and male-female relationships

Ok, now that you've told us you know something we do not, do you plan on letting us in on this secret that these two ladies of the night let you in on?

[Gymkata]

then after that you shove her down while saying "get outta my way you bitch" like on in living color. i loved that bit.

one of my favorite running gags

[MVS]

where the fuck is that coming from? regardless though, i lost alll hope of ever getting that beauty

I don't even know where that thing is anymore.

I think it's still around, but it's possibly lost.

[Master]

I think he's gonna interview her for a job.

And we all know what kind of a "job" I'm talking about.

PS: Yeah, unfunny and tired, but I couldn't resist...

OH! Ask her about hurting clients for money, like stepping on balls, or kicking balls, or biting balls. Everybody loves those stories, and every hooker has TONS of them.

[Johnny Nighttrain]

I don't even know where that thing is anymore.

I think it's still around, but it's possibly lost.

ah you sack of shit. at this point, you have to give it to me. were it'll be displayed, not sitting under your hamper like last time.

[PaCrappa]

"but yeah, the plan is to offer her like, $30 and dinner while we ask the questions."

LOL, thirty bucks? You better keep saving up. I doubt she'd let you finish your first question ("Hi, can I interview you for thirty bucks and dinner?") before laughing. Hard.

Unless you just want some second string crackwhore, then just buy a couple of rocks and dispense with the dinner idea. But of course just about any question you ask a person who's lost their mind over crack will get you answers relating to crack.

IMHO, any prostitute worth interviewing should also be one worth fucking and those girls don't come cheap. Pun intended.

Pa

[MVS]

ah you sack of shit. at this point, you have to give it to me. were it'll be displayed, not sitting under your hamper like last time.

I dunno, several things are missing and I can't find them at all.

That, along with 200 CD's in a big case have gone MIA and/or grown legs and wandered off.

Personally, I think theft, but I can't say for sure.