Favorite Onion articles

**Diff-chan** · 06 Nov 2003, 06:05 PM

We all love The Onion. What's your favorite articles? Here are some of mine:

Los Angeles to Siphon Water from Minorities' Bodies

Archaelogist Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People

Don't Tell Me You've Never Wondered What Yoda's Penis Looks Like

**Cheebs** · 06 Nov 2003, 06:09 PM

Actually, I have never, ever wondered what Yoda's penis looks like. ....Until now.

LOL · 06 Nov 2003, 06:20 PM

Stoner Uncle All the Kids' Favorite

**sleeve** · 06 Nov 2003, 06:59 PM

Point Counterpoint: Travel

I Regret to Say Your Wedding Falls Squarely in the Middle of the Prisoner Marathon

Ironic Porn Purchase Leads to Unironic Ejaculation

**arjue** · 06 Nov 2003, 07:44 PM

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: "Oh Shit", Says Humanity

**padman** · 06 Nov 2003, 07:47 PM

Newly Out Gay Man Overdoing It

**Mzo** · 06 Nov 2003, 08:07 PM

Black Gospel Choir Makes Man Wish He Believed In All That God Bullshit

God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy

**Diff-chan** · 06 Nov 2003, 08:12 PM

"The Lord has answered a little boy's plea to know if he would ever walk again, and that answer was no," said Rev. H. Newman Gunther of the San Francisco School Of Divinity. "For years, this boy had been plagued by the question of whether or not he would ever walk, and now Our Lord, in his wisdom and mercy, has forever laid to rest any lingering doubt. Young Timmy can rest assured in the immutable truth the Lord has bestowed upon him. Now and for all time, he finally knows that he will never escape the cruel prison of his chair of iron, for God hath willed it so. Praise be to God."

LOL