I don't care how they make Aquaman look, or how surley he is; he talks to friggin fish! Until DC got wise to the suck-assitude of this power and gave him mental control over water, he was the worst super hero ever. EVER.
Speaking of the Seanbaby, I've been looking to share this for awhile.
Batman is an idiot
While that may be a far more useful ability, the fact that they're adding new powers to him is crap. I expect better from DC; that's such a Marvel thing to do.Originally Posted by CV
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Originally Posted by Mzo
Superman Red/Blue much?
I just like talking shit about Marvel. Which sucks.
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Marvel is an okay corp. I mean they do have J. Mike doing Spiderman as well as a few of his other comics under Epic.
Marvel makes me angry. Why? One reason.
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Magneto.
They should have let his rusty ass in teh grave. Its like teh friggin Young and the restless up in here. Some of you guys may be saying "Marvel & DC has been pushin that stuff fer years". Problem is though, that I hate it much more this time because Magnetos return means a return to banality. I liked the direction that they were going in ever scince they have been doing the whole Cassandra Nova storyline. Now that Magneto has returned; straight from the ass of nowhere, everything that they have built up till this point has gone down teh tubes.
I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASSOriginally Posted by Dolemite
Just remember that Marvel has a rule regarding death - pretty much any one can be brought back from the dead - except BUCKY. Bucky stays dead, unless he's in a flashback or it's a "What If" scenario. Even then, he usually ends up dying of something else anyway.
That's why I like DC. Barry Allen is dead. Jason Todd is dead. Wesley Dodds is dead. A bunch of other JSAers. Hal Jordan is pretty dead. Point, is, heroes die. Sidekicks grow old and either take over the mantle or make their own paths. Give it a nice sense of fake history.
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Superman is de...oh wait...Originally Posted by Mzo
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