Videogame Illogic
Videogames aren't meant to be a perfect imitation of real life, so when developers take some leaps of logic I can pass them off as 'it's just a videogame.' But some are too damn stupid to ignore and ruin my enjoyment of the game.
The latest example of this is Indiana Jones for Xbox. It features:
-Taking damage from a fall that would not injure a 3 year old.
-Other falls that either kill you instantly or do zero damage.
-Nazis who went to the Wonder Woman school of bullet deflecting.
-Nazis who must be able to fly since that's the only way they could be in certain areas.
-Bullets that only randomly hit their targets.
-Shiny chains hanging outside an ancient castle for no reason.
-And so much more... ugh.
"I've watched while the maggots have defiled the earth. They have
built their castles and had their wars. I cannot stand by idly any longer." - Otogi 2
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