'Tis the season

[Diff-chan]

Woman gets trampled in a Wal-Mart in rush to get $29 DVD player

Yea...

[Josh]

We are very disappointed this happened. We want her to come back as a shopper.

[cigsthecat]

Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her...

Hey, at least she got it.

[FX]

Hey, at least she got it.

I know it's wrong, but I just busted out laughing.

For a $29 DVD Player, you can bet that someone was going to take it in the ass.

I sense a lawsuit coming.

[Kenshin]

Keyword: "Wal-Mart"

[Klonoa]

Bunch of savages. Unreal.

[Diff-chan]

Keyword: "Wal-Mart"

I prefer the keyword "Florida" myself.

[Calliander]

Wal-Mart Stores spokeswoman Karen Burk said she had never heard of a such a melee during a sale.

Obviously, she hasn't been working for Wal-Mart any longer than a month. They have at least one trampling around Christmas time in the Wal-Mart near my parents' house in CT. Fucking cows. The siren sounds and they stampede, like the cheap, trashy, fat cows that all Wal-Mart shoppers are.

God, I hate that place.

[Despair]

Hell, Why would you even want a $29 dvd player anyway?? That shit probably going to stop working after a week or so.

[station82o]

walmarts need to be burned