Nomi, your av should be a hand with a little stump for a pinky.
Put a Santa hat on the stump.
Originally Posted by Nomi
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I still think that little guy looks more scared than confused
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Nomi, your av should be a hand with a little stump for a pinky.
Put a Santa hat on the stump.
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That is a easy one. The illusion that a new body will fix your life. Lots of people have the problem. Its the same mind set that makes people think if they look like super models everything will be ok. They just go farther with it and want to be a animal or something. But the concept is the same. "If I only looked like <insert thing here> everything would be great."Originally Posted by Satsuki
This is probably also why many furry people are really really ugly and fat.
Sick little girls are the Hot.Originally Posted by Nomi
Fascinating stuff! I'm interested in studying Japanese history/culture now. And maybe if I'm feeling brave, I'll give the language a try.
Why did I know someone was going to have to say this.Originally Posted by IronPlant
TNL=predictable.![]()
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
you're only mad becuase you wanted to post it yourself.Originally Posted by bbobb
Great page, but...
Q. Why do Yakuza put pearls in their penises?--Submitted by an anonymous visitor
A. When Yakuza are sentenced to jail, they often insert a pearl into their penis!!! They cut into the skin and insert a small pearl, creating a heavy lump in the end of their member. This incredibly painful sounding procedure is said to give women more pleasure during intercourse, making up for the time they spent away from their wives or lovers! Some add an extra pearl for every year they are away.![]()
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Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
You're saying you'd like your boyfriend to fill up his johnson with some pearls?Originally Posted by Satsuki
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Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
... Well, that just killed my interest in Donkey Konga.Q. I believe this question to be stupid, obscure, and quite possibly difficult, and therefore possibly well fit for your column. I have heard many answers to this question over the years, all of which seem quite reasonable to me. So, why do the porcelain Tanuki in front of stores, and people’s front doors have such outrageously large testicles?--Question submitted by Jonathan Gregory
A. Tanuki are very common in Japanese folklore, and are regarded as tricksters which can change their shape and have supernatural powers. They often change their shape to play tricks on travellers. Tanuki are said to love sake, and often change into human form, paying for their drink with money that turns out to be tree leaves.
Their large testicles are a representation of fertility and good fortune, and are said to be the source of their magical powers. The tanuki's large testicles are associated with wealth because the Japanese colloquial word for testicle is kindama, which means golden ball. In Japanese mythology, the Tanuki's scrotum can be enlarged to as much as eight tatami mats (one tatami is about 6'x3') and they play them like a drum.
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