Hooray for Strip Clubs

**Korian** · 11 Dec 2003, 05:34 PM

Yeah it's expensive, they only served OJ and pop no booze, the one I went to, ladies were totally naked all 9+ 0r 10s though, and a lapdance cost me like $30. It was alright but having to sit on your hands and having other horny drooling men watching it kinda kills the mood.

**Mzo** · 11 Dec 2003, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Master

Strip Clubs (good ones) make you feel great at the time, and make you feel like a fool on the way home.

All too true.

Originally Posted by Korian

lapdance cost me like $30. It was alright but having to sit on your hands and having other horny drooling men watching it kinda kills the mood.

$20 and your hands are free to roam down here.

**Rumpy** · 11 Dec 2003, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Klonoa

I was up close sitting at the bar and the strippers were in the center, they would walk around, one by one, minute after minute squeezing their boobs together. I think I did get a little buzz going.

There's your problem killer, you were sitting close to the bar. If you sit there, they expect tips. Stand behind the people sitting at the bar and they don't expect anything from you. Or you could just pass on giving them money. No rule that says you have to. Besides are you afraid of offending them or something? It's not like they like you anymore for that buck you hand out and odds are about 40 seconds later another girl who will pretend your the greatest is going to jiggle by you.

And....RAISINS!

**Hot Like Wasabi** · 11 Dec 2003, 06:20 PM

My gf took me for the first time for my 19th birthday and I had fun. She bought me a lap dance which was interesting to say the least

she got drunk and I made her go up and give out a few dollar bills which was hilarous

I haven't been since but my bday is next month, I'm sure she will take me again.

**stormy** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:05 PM

the strip club is so much fun, but it has to be a good one. There are a lot of shitty strip clubs out there that over charge for everything, the girls aren't hot enough, and they don't let you touch.

**JMET** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mzo

They make money by being nice and talking to you. Don't ever believe anything a stripper tells you.

I've been to a few here and there... I don't know where you're from, but some of the best clubs are down here in Miami.

I think the price difference is made up by the fact that you're feeling up a hot chick you've never met before who is also grinding on your lap.

Ask some pro football players where they like and they will all say Tampa Bay's clubs are off the hook..

**ChaoofNee** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Hot Like Wasabi

My gf took me for the first time for my 19th birthday and I had fun. She bought me a lap dance which was interesting to say the least

she got drunk and I made her go up and give out a few dollar bills which was hilarous

I haven't been since but my bday is next month, I'm sure she will take me again.

Something about this seems wrong...

**Diff-chan** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:36 PM

Strip clubs are fun, but they cost so much money. Ive gone 3 or 4 times in New Jersey and it was fun but I dont see myself going for a while, because the money can be better spent on other things.

A good time, though, especially if you go with a big group and you dont mind spending some cash to look at some titty.