Hooray for Strip Clubs

**burgundy** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:45 PM

I'd rather have sex with a chick in private for free than pay to grope one in public. And if ever I did find myself in a position where I needed to pay for sexual contact, I'd hire a whore.

Though it's amusing to watch pathetic middle-aged guys get their "groove" on. And if your girlfriend finds out you're going to a nudie bar and doesn't get pissed, chances are she'll give you a wicked hummer before you go. For free.

**Tracer** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by diffusionx

Strip clubs are fun, but they cost so much money. Ive gone 3 or 4 times in New Jersey and it was fun but I dont see myself going for a while, because the money can be better spent on other things.

A good time, though, especially if you go with a big group and you dont mind spending some cash to look at some titty.

I think this is how everyone should feel about it really. I like the 18+ clubs (not the 21+ clubs here) because in Texas full nude clubs can't sell alchohol and thus leave it open to 18 year olds.. the benefit is that they're all BYOB which is a hell of a lot cheaper than paying club prices. The 21+ clubs are more expensive at the cover, all drinks must be bought from them and they're just topless. Boo to that. I hear tell though that some have "good" food... which is kinda unnerveing to me... Nudity and Dining don't mix well in my mind.

**Diff-chan** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by burgundy

I'd rather have sex with a chick in private for free than pay to grope one in public. And if I did find myself in a position where I needed to pay for sexual contact, I'd hire a whore. Pass.

Hahha, usually you gotta pay for dinner, a movie, transportation, etc. for god knows how long...

but yea I guess some of those "other things" I mentioned above are things like dates, but you know...

... women are expensive no matter which way you slice it.

**burgundy** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by diffusionx

Hahha, usually you gotta pay for dinner, a movie, transportation, etc. for god knows how long...

... women are expensive no matter which way you slice it.

I took Tron out on one date the first time we met, and sometimes I buy her games that I wind up playing.

**Diff-chan** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:50 PM

Who the hell is Tron?

In any case you know what I mean.

Girls are expensive.

**burgundy** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:51 PM

My girlfriend. Get with the TNL jargon, man.

And my point was that they aren't, necessarily.

**Tracer** · 11 Dec 2003, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by burgundy

I'd rather have sex with a chick in private for free than pay to grope one in public. And if I did find myself in a position where I needed to pay for sexual contact, I'd hire a whore. Pass.

Thing is, Its just a strange place to be in. I mean.. it's not "touching nekkid ladies" that makes the places all appealing. Not for me at least. It's just a roudy place to get drunk with a lot of friends (here it's pretty cheap to get hammered since you can buy all alchohol at more than reasonable prices) shoot the shit in a place that, yes, has usually attractive naked women danceing about =/ If anything they're a conversation piece. It's not something to make every weekend out of thats for sure.

**Roufuss** · 11 Dec 2003, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by JMET

Ask some pro football players where they like and they will all say Tampa Bay's clubs are off the hook..

I hope you're being sarcastic, because unless the law got destroyed, Tampa had a six foot law, meaning the strippers can't come within six feet of you, or some silly shit like that, I barely remember.