Hooray for Strip Clubs

[Dripdry]

Okay, not that this is off topic or anything, but AL BUNDY ?



oh well.

[Six]

My first time was with a buddy for his B-Party. I arrived late to his apartment and had to "catch up" with the other guys. Hour and a half later I was well beyond help and upon arrival at the club I have but three distinct memories.

1) Tits.
2) A very, very hot girl dancing on the B.
3) Very cool black toilets

I awoke the next day at home in bed, fully clothed.

I'll probably go to some place in The Big D for my party - I hear The Lodge is nice.

[Gooch]

And if ever I did find myself in a position where I needed to pay for sexual contact, I'd hire a whore.

Absolutely. I'd rather have sex, but I like strip clubs, too. They don't have to be mutually exclusive.

If you want to have a great time, just go once or twice a year, but go all out. And if you know you're going to drop $200+, get a private session.

[Diff-chan]

So, there aren't just turnpikes in New Jersey?

Well... there's not THAT much more, but yea...

[DArque Bishop]

Do you think its actually enforced.

Agreed. There's a three-foot law in effect here in Houston, but it's never enforced. As a dancer friend puts it, vice is much more interested in collaring people for prostitution and drugs in the clubs than violating the three foot rule.

Just my $.02...

[Tracer]

Agreed. There's a three-foot law in effect here in Houston, but it's never enforced. As a dancer friend puts it, vice is much more interested in collaring people for prostitution and drugs in the clubs than violating the three foot rule.

Just my $.02...

LOL @ "3 foot" rules. That rule only comes into effect when a girl comes near some derelect in the club.

[Dolemite]

A strip club here and there can be lots of fun, but guys that go to strip clubs all the time and blow all their money doing so are tools. They leave with nothing but blue balls and an empty wallet. Like Mzo said on the previous page, a stripper's job is to make you think she likes you so she can get all your cash. Period.

[GohanX]

It's not impossible to think that you can date a stripper. The thing is, you have to meet the stripper in normal life, you will NEVER date a stripper that you meet at the strip club. You have to meet her through other channels and then after you date her she'll tell you "hey, I'm a stripper..."

[Roufuss]

Do you think its actually enforced.

Sadly, I have it seen enforced, heard stories of it through friends, and seen it through other such ways.

What also sucks, is though even though they do give lap dances, you basacially have to sit on your hands, or only put them on "designated spots". Fuck that, for my money, i'll put my hands wherever I damn well want