Michael Jackson becomes Jacko X

[Dolemite]

He should have joined up with the Black Panthers. That would have been many, many times funnier.

Or the Boy Scouts.

[Gohron]

Or the Boy Scouts.

That would be the funniest.

[Calliander]

Hmm...good point. The NY Post IS considered a rag...

Not considered, my friend.

That paper is totally made for cleaning your ass after you crap. Nothing of value in it EVER.

[Drewbacca]

With a new event: Bed warming.

Micheal knows where to put the badge.

[Kenshin]

Well, Michael Jackson has just been officially charged with molestification.

7 counts of it, with 2 counts of giving children "intoxicants".

If proven guilty, he could go to jail for 24 years.

[Gohron]

In that case he'll be molested...wonder if he'll mind?:P

[NightWolve]

Sounds like Dolemite's theory was dead on.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,105990,00.html