England is fucking cold

[Will]

Dammit Matt! Give us more material to work with!

[MVS]

wrote up reply, forum ate it.

Lookng foor WOSE. Driinking, pubbing.

Have new liver and some std shots ready for return. thanks.

more when ii find a fucking KB and PC that don't type all giimpy.

[MVS]

Damn, when was the last time you were back in England that you forget how cold it is that far north? Every Brit I've ever spoken to has always said pretty much the same thing: "It's damn cold and always overcast."

No beef jerky though? That's a fucking crime against humanity!!!

been 11 years.

0 beef jerkey. Were it not for drinking and drunken fucking this country would be horribble.

Got a football game in a few days, and pubbing tonight.

3 pussies tried to mug me llast night, times up on this, anoother day theen.

[MVS]

Okay, at a relatives PC so, here's a bit more.

1) There's no tax here. It's that damn VAT added in ahead of time. So, when you buy a CD that's 15.99, it's exactly 15.99. Odd.

2) Found WOSE. Hell yes. Thread for that in the main board.

3) Went out drinking with my cousin, Tracy, she's 28. Got well pissed up, some 50 year old woman was groping me to hell. Thank god I stopped 2 beers pre-beer goggles.

[Shin Johnpv]

hahahahaha

sounds like a good time

sounds like england is being nice to you

i have absolutely nothing witty to say at this momeny

ill be back if i think of anything

[Greng]

You can buy beef jerky here, but it's bloody awful so why bother? Closest you will get in most shops is a Pepperami.

[BonusKun]

Okay, at a relatives PC so, here's a bit more.
3) Went out drinking with my cousin, Tracy, she's 28. Got well pissed up, some 50 year old woman was groping me to hell. Thank god I stopped 2 beers pre-beer goggles.

I thought you liked em older for more experienced women.

[MVS]

When it's a hit and run, it doesn't matter.

16 is plenty old. About to go out on a massive piss up in a few hours. New years and all.

[Master of 7s]

You know I don't why I just noticed this, but for a native Brit who hasn't been home in 11 years you sure got your slang back pretty quick.

At the very first there were a few parts that had me going, "What the hell is he talking about?", but then I realized "He's British you dumbass. He's just resettled into speaking the tongue of his native land."

It threw me for while though.

[Jx2]

England rocks.

Roundabouts, driving on the left, the Queen... these are the sorts of excellent reasons that I, and many other Brits enjoy living in England for....

.... yes.