Did people forget that you can hollow out shoes (even flipflops) and make false bottoms?
They've got to check the shoes - you could be hiding knives or heroin needles or small bottles of cyanide!
Oh, having to take my shoes off didn't bother me. I just thought it was funny how they bothered to search for dangerous items in something that looked like this:Originally Posted by diffusionx
Did people forget that you can hollow out shoes (even flipflops) and make false bottoms?
They've got to check the shoes - you could be hiding knives or heroin needles or small bottles of cyanide!
Why haven't we waged war on Richard Simmons yet?Originally Posted by bbobb
I blame Letterman.Originally Posted by Calliander
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
The way I see it, one day Simmons is going to show up on The Late Show in a g-string and Letterman's gonna shove Regis through Simmons' stomach while Paul sings showtunes. Wait for it.Originally Posted by bbobb
That is the way I look at it. Instead of uping airline security, we should figure out what it is that is pissing these people off and quit it. Human beings are not naturally evil, assholes yes, evil? No. If they were, this would happen all the time. If they were, they would find another way to do it. There are dozens of ways to take out lots of people at one time that do not envolve airplanes. And besides, no matter what they do, they will never be able to do enough to prevent the day that ninjas try to hiighjack a plain. Think about it, ninjas, what they going to do? Nothing, you can't stop the ninjas. Well, you could get a even better, darker ninja with a unknown past to stop them, but how are we going to put one of those on each and every plain? You can't, end of story. Oh and god forbid they have robotic ninja space monkies to help them.Originally Posted by Chibi Nappa
Originally Posted by M
You know how you look, so you should have a good idea why someone would want to feel you up. I know if I worked at a airport I'd do random searches for girls your age. "hmm, ms, could you spread em, we gotta do a "random" search for guns"
Its all neccessary. Want me to close the thread?
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