My girlfriend broke up with me tonight...

[Mzo]

ayyyyyy ayyyy ayyyy ayyyy canta y no llores porque cantando se alegran ceileto lindo los corazones

This is more what I had in mind:

Estas SO~ON las mananitas que cantaba el Rey David,
Y a las MU~CHACHAS bonitas le cantaba asi:
Despierta, my ciel, despierta, mira que ya amanecio,
Ya los PA~JARITOS cantan, something something I forgot.

[Lobo]

The sad thing is she will only want him back if he gets a girl better than her. Then, he won't want her back, and then she feels like he does now, and that goes back and forth until one kills themselves.

Then the world is at peace once again.

But seriously, just go find a girl with bigger tits than her. Fuck her, and then the old, smaller tit girl will be jealous, and want you back. Happens all the time...

[46 and 2]

This is more what I had in mind:

Estas SO~ON las mananitas que cantaba el Rey David,
Y a las MU~CHACHAS bonitas le cantaba asi:
Despierta, my ciel, despierta, mira que ya amanecio,
Ya los PA~JARITOS cantan, something something I forgot.

LA LUNA YA SE METIO !!!

[Mzo]

My bad. Nice save! My mom used to sing that to me when I was little, but it's been a while...

[Wildkat]

[Tommy Tallarico]

Bad idea. Just like in South Park, if he does that, he'll see his black neighbor up in her room and it'll just hurt him more.

[Mzo]

EDIT: Well, fuck.
EDIT2: SUCCESS! But now it's not as funny.

[bbobb]

You suck at attaching images.

[OGcritic]

Damn... All you still want to talk about this? I only came back in to tell Tyler to stfu, and put me back on ignore.

I could respond to some of the things you said.. but I'm not sure it will do any good. And I'll most likely start repeating myself again.

[Mzo]

I think I need to see a picture of your ex before I can give further advice.

Naked, preferrably.