Review: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
Our resident Nintendo fanboy takes a drive with Nintendo's latest racer, <I>Mario Kart: Double Dash!!</I>. By the looks of it, he may not be a fanboy of the house that Donkey Kong built for much longer. But that might be a good thing for readers of TNL, since we're always looking for rabid fanboys. Send your resume to fanboy@the-nextlevel.com as well as 2 articles expressing your blind fanboyism of all Nintendo products and we may do lunch with you sometime! Your chances of getting hired as our token Nintendo fanboy will rise to 67.6667% if you possess two breasts and a vagina.
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If my memory of her has an expiration date, let it be 10,000 years.
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