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Thread: Review: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

  1. Megaman Review: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

    Our resident Nintendo fanboy takes a drive with Nintendo's latest racer, <I>Mario Kart: Double Dash!!</I>. By the looks of it, he may not be a fanboy of the house that Donkey Kong built for much longer. But that might be a good thing for readers of TNL, since we're always looking for rabid fanboys. Send your resume to fanboy@the-nextlevel.com as well as 2 articles expressing your blind fanboyism of all Nintendo products and we may do lunch with you sometime! Your chances of getting hired as our token Nintendo fanboy will rise to 67.6667% if you possess two breasts and a vagina.

    <a href="http://www.the-nextlevel.com/reviews/gamecube/mario_kart_double_dash"><B>Review: <i>Mario Kart: Double Dash!!</i></B></a>
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  2. #2
    I still say that the GBA's Super Circuit is the best Mario Kart ever.

    And I don't see why this one wins "by default." No decent battle arenas, mediocre track design, character specific items, and increased chaos retract from the overall experience.

    The original had a better single-player game, a better battle mode and better tracks. The N64 game had a great battle mode. The GBA game had a great single-player game, a great battle mode, great tracks, PLUS everything from the original. Super Circuit wins.
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  3. The release of Double Dash should be viewed as a act of terrorism.

  4. You didn't hear, Bush named Nintendo part of the Axis of Evil?

  5. I still say that the GBA's Super Circuit is the best Mario Kart ever.
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  6. #6
    I love that game. it's simply amazing. The 1P mode, the Co-Op, the multiplayer.. great game.
    All the other post up here..... are just that poor guys who wish to ever get a game so great as Mario Kart in they shameful systems ... hehe well.. whatever...

    Bye
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  7. Ah yes, a new gimmick account. Welcome!
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  8. no wonder i got mail from this kid. O_o stop that reno!

  9. Quote Originally Posted by linkGDLmx
    I love that game. it's simply amazing. The 1P mode, the Co-Op, the multiplayer.. great game.
    All the other post up here..... are just that poor guys who wish to ever get a game so great as Mario Kart in they shameful systems ... hehe well.. whatever...

    Bye
    Cool Gamertag.

  10. #10
    Hehehe.. Hey Bahn, i'm not a Kid, i'm legally an Adult, i'm almost 22 y.o. I'm a N-Gamer since the legendary NES, so i got experience in this.

    Bye

    P.D.: and SL1P... this is not a gimmick account, i'm real, and i'm mexican (i live in Mexico, not in the USA).
    Link.. Hero of Time.... EVER!

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