This one time at soccer camp I got dared to stick my foot in a wasp hive (burrowed into the ground). I did it and felt extremely overcome with relief and perfection... for about 5 seconds then the ensuing sting-orgy took place and, long story short, I was home 3 days early. I was not the smartest little turd, but I had balls.
That one shining moment,
-Gigas
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