GI Joe Movie

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

To drag up a point that I had forgotten about.
Cutthroat Island had a budget of $98 million, and grossed $10 million.
Adventures of Pluto Nash had a budget of $100 million, and grossed $4.4.
Pluto wins at losing!

[Josh]

This movie looks like it will involve a bunch of dudes running around with guns and blowing shit up. Sounds like GI Joe to me!

[FuryFox]

It also sounds like a great many other things. I'm sure one can appreciate the distinctions, even if we're talking pop culture.

[Dolemite]

Adebisi better rape someone in this.

[Josh]

[Dolemite]

OMG MARLAN WAYANS IS SOOO FUN-NAY but aside from that unfunny douchebag, this trailer looks a wee bit better than the other shit we've seen. A wee bit.

[SamuraiMoogle]

The whole Idea for a trailer is to sell yeah you are right, but trailers do lie sometimes. There are many times that a trailer will contain scenes that aren't even in the movie. Anyone remember Highlander End Game? The whole trailer was false. Now this more than likely isn't the case here, but to nitpick on something that could be a pretty good action scence because it wasn't in the cartoon is... well the way of the internet. It's not faithful to the source, but is it a good movie, well we'll find out.

I remember the Endgame trailer. Amazingly The Source movie made Endgame look like the greatest blockbuster ever.

[adol]

Baroness refers to the Joes as "Real American Heroes".

Yeah, really. This seems the same as the other trailers, but there's different stuff sprinkled throughout. What I talk about is near the end.

Gayer than two dudes sucking eachother off, then swapping jizz.

[DumpTruck]

gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

[Nirvana]

Still another month of painful commercials to go. The Japanese trailer is online. The only difference is a two second clip of Rex "The Doctor" Lewis standing next to Destro before Tommy is turned into Cobra Commander. Pops up around 6 seconds into the trailer.