What D&D Character Are You?

[The_Meach]

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.

Deity:
Mystra is the Neutral Good goddess of magic. She is also known as the Lady of Mysteries. Followers of Mystra wear armor and carry shields with her symbol on them. Mystra's symbol is a ring of stars

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Analysis:
The neutral good part is pretty close but I still think I'm more Lawful/Good, Order being very, very important to me. And I don't think I'd subvert the Law to 'do good' since I tend to believe that part of 'doing good' is submitting to authority.

[arjue]

Live action paper sword crap, pen and paper is lame imo but it is no lamer then a board game or cards.

Cowboys play cards.
Crime bosses play cards.
Servicemen play cards.

They do not play D&D.


moral of the story: cards are not lame. infact, A few card games with a few mates and drinks can't be topped.

[Tracer]

Tracer's AC is 38. He also isn't susceptible to critical hits.

My character sheet is framed and hung over my fireplace. Often the subject of admiration of friends, family and party members.

[Calliander]

Don't forget that the ladies swoon over that 22 Charisma.

[Tracer]

Cowboys play cards.
Crime bosses play cards.
Servicemen play cards.

They do not play D&D.


moral of the story: cards are not lame. infact, A few card games with a few mates and drinks can't be topped.

Mike Patton likes Magic the Gathering. Mike Patton is cooler than anything. Also.. Jon Schaffer, lead guitarist of Iced Earth and owner of an American War Antiques store also has a company called Platnuim Dragon which is, as he says, the name of the Dragon that killed his famed magic user in a D&D game. And Jon Schaffer is a cool motherfucker. I could also point out that some of the people making fun of D&D are the same people who get pissed off when people refer to Nintendo's games as elementary or childish and immaculating. I don't play D&D anymore (because Computers and games like NWN exist).

But yes, a round of drinks with your pals over many kinds of cards is a great thing.

[arjue]

I don't have a problem with D&D, infact, i'd probably enjoy it (hell, I used to play Warhammer), I'm just saying, on the "lame and for dorks" radar, cards are much less detectable.

and yes, Mike Patton is cooler than anything.

[Tracer]

agreed.

[Fe 26]

Neutral Good Elf Fighter Ranger
Follower Of Lathander

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:
Lathander is the Neutral Good god of spring, dawn, birth, and renewal. His followers believe in new beginnings, and work for the betterment of all. They have no preferred weapon, but they typically wear plate mail and a shield, with red and yellow tinting. Lathander's symbol is rosy pink disk, typically cut from rose quartz.

[JMET]

Cowboys play cards.
Crime bosses play cards.
Servicemen play cards.

They do not play D&D.


moral of the story: cards are not lame. infact, A few card games with a few mates and drinks can't be topped.

I was saying they all suck imo, but that I dont find it "gay" as cards are obviously not.

Live action is another story however...

Watch this shit and tell me what aint gay...

http://www.techtv.com/extendedplay/v...419055,00.html

[TaiMaiShu]

Lawful Evil Half-Orc Cleric Paladin
Follower of Iyachtu Xvim

Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
Half-Orcs are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.

Primary Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Secondary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Deity:
Iyachtu Xvim is the Lawful Evil god of fear, hatred, malice, and tyranny. He is also known as the Godson and the Son of Bane. He appears as a gaunt, naked, scimitar-wielding man, or as a black cloud with glowing green eyes. His followers are working to strengthen his position in the world by converting (often by force) other deities' worshippers. They wear black robes with dark green trim, and wear black iron gauntlets with green eyes on the backs. Iyachtu Xvim's symbol is a black hand, inset with green eyes.