Has anyone seen that commercial for the place where you make your own teddy bear?

[Kenshin]

There was a Build a Bear at my mall, but it went out of business. Too expensive for a fucking teddy bear.

I imagine it'd do quite well around here.

Of course, teens here drive their parents' beemers to school and such.
(I rode a bicycle... even through blizzards.)

[Rumpy]

I want to hate IKEA, but the place provided me with an awesome dining room table and a really neat bedframe.

Sweet, you get to play a new game. "Guess how long until it breaks."