Gym annoyances

[Razor Ramon]

Black people.

There's maybe two in my gym that don't suck. Every other one (blacks are probably 60% of the people in my gym) are loud, don't give a shit about taking up your space, and always blast Hot 97.

Get out of my gym.

[Rated E]

There's this man at the gym that works out in leopard- print, super short shorts and no shirt. It's gross.

Also, I agree that people need to clean the equiptment after they sweat all over it, otherwise it makes the machine sticky and it's just unpleasant.

And I know that everyone sweats and smells a little, but damn do some people reek. I never want to work out next to the water fountain again, because the 3 smelliest guys in the gym kept coming back every minute to get a drink, and the smell was awful.

[Dolemite]

LOL!

Tommy Tallarico

Yeah, seriously, Spo has no idea what he's talking about.

[Othello Harrington]

I can't begin to tell you how FUCKING highly annoying it is to fucking go to work out on a machine only to find 3 fucking gallons of sweat because Mr. Hairy Fatbacker forgot to wipe off the machine, again.


That and the guys who only go to the gym to try to pick up girls. You watch them walk around the floor for an hour and maybe once do 10 curls. Then it's on to taking up the entire area around the machine you want to work out on so they can "spit game" at a 31 year old married secretary.

[SpoDaddy]

Yeah, seriously, Spo has no idea what he's talking about.

Ask any personal trainer if someone should begin weight training with free weights unsupervised.

[Othello Harrington]

Ask any personal trainer if someone should begin weight training with free weights unsupervised.

Well yeah, if I am a personal trainer who is paid by having lazy people work out with me instead of doing it on their own, I am also going to tell billy joe that he needs to hire me and stay off free weights.

[Nash]

Yeah, seriously, Spo never has any idea what he's talking about.

Fixed.

[Cheebs]

Ask any personal trainer if someone should begin weight training with free weights unsupervised.

That's something totally different than what you said before. Of course a beginner shouldn't jump in on free weights unsupervised! That's just common sense and has no connection to how effective free weights are.

Protip: Ask any personal flight instructor if someone should begin flight classes with an F-15 unsupervised.

Oh noes! An F-15 must be some sort of ineffective flying machine!

[Dolemite]

I can't begin to tell you how FUCKING highly annoying it is to fucking go to work out on a machine only to find 3 fucking gallons of sweat because Mr. Hairy Fatbacker forgot to wipe off the machine, again.

I remember one time I'm at the gym, waiting for a bench. This big fat dude finishes and gets up, leaving behind a nice, juicy puddle of sweat.

"Yo, guy, would you mind cleaning that up?" I ask him.

"Buddy, we all sweat." he replied (huh?).

So I say "Yeah, and we all piss too. Why don't you tell me what bench you're using next so I can piss all over it?"

The slob cleaned his sweat up.

At least my gym has buckets of disposable alcohol wipes available on the floor at all times for this purpose.

[Pineapple]

sure, some women take it in the ass, but you generally don't know who

check the lower back for a tattoo. I've found this to be a nearly 100% positive indicator.

A dude fucking a dude has no place in discussion, thought, or print, as far as I'm concerned.

you may possibly be a member of the wrong website, then.

I remember one time I'm at the gym, waiting for a bench. This big fat dude finishes and gets up, leaving behind a nice, juicy puddle of sweat.

"Yo, guy, would you mind cleaning that up?" I ask him.

"Buddy, we all sweat." he replied (huh?).

So I say "Yeah, and we all piss too. Why don't you tell me what bench you're using next so I can piss all over it?"

The slob cleaned his sweat up.

At least my gym has buckets of disposable alcohol wipes available on the floor at all times for this purpose.

this is fucking awesome. I hope you're not making that up or I'm going to have to not like you anymore.

the two months that I actually had a membership to a gym, I never ran into any one of the problems that have been mentioned. my only annoyance (besides actually going) the entire time was having to wait 5 minutes for a machine that someone else was on.